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[–] 2 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like a devourment song

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    This shit is hilarious and was a plot point in The Boys.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 hours ago

    BRAIN BLEACH

    WHERE IS MY FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH

    GODDAMMIT WHERE DID I PUT MY BRAIN BLEACH

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    The Internet was a mistake.

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  • glue his genitals shut, dissalow them from being 2 kilometers from an octopus and take away their ability to access 4chan.

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  • [–] 8 points 16 hours ago

    Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.

    Amazing - it's only 7am and, thanks to this post, I've already had enough internet for today.

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago

    Yay reaction images

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  • [–] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    I think anon watched too much tenticle hentai

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    This is the worst thing I have ever read.

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    [–] 16 points 1 day ago

    Bad day to have eyes

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    Yeah uh... FBI? Interpol? This guy. Please get this guy.

    I know this isn't exactly an Avengers level threat, but could you guys at least spare the Hulk?

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    Hey maybe mark this as NSFW

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    What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!

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    [–] 0 points 15 hours ago

    Nope.

    Three sentences and I'm out. This goes nowhere I want to go, thanks.

    Some thoughts just shouldn't be articulated, they should remain merely thoughts. This is one of those occasions.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.

    https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/

    I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Honestly this reassured me that it's just a fantasy/elaborate joke because otherwise OP would have found out about that. I am deeply disturbed by imagining a poor animal tortured like that.

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