Understandable.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

The vitriolic nuclear primates

Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

Honk louder to assert dominance.

The egos of tinpot dictators are more fragile than porcelain. Remember that Xi had to ban a cartoon bear.

These fuckwads are pathetic.

I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

I laughed for a goddamn week.

The longer I look the worse it gets

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

I gazed into the void, and the void gazed back.

I’m in my 30s myself. People in their 30s are not old God damnit.

Now, where the fuck are my gout pills.