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Roll a D327 for me in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just seeing a pattern here, but shouldn't you be able to go to 240? I mean, it'd have to be a big fuckin' die, but it seems like it should work.

It’s not alarmist: A second Trump term really is an extinction-level threat to democracy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago

don't forget the christian second coming accelerationist folk who just want to see it all burn because they're embarrassed they've fucked up too many predictions.

Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

yeah but how many ceremonial buttplugs did they have? not just day to day buttplugs, I'm talking formal occasion ones.

Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

tell me this isn't a sex toy

https://www.the-independent.com/tv/lifestyle/trumpy-trout-fish-donald-trump-b2600404.html

read my mind in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

the 1000 emails in my inbox lookin at me like

No rest for the wicked in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

but if ghosts are real what am I gonna eat. i like eating

Miles O Brian suffers for 9 minutes - YouTube in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I don't mean to complain, but 8:16 is not nine minutes.

Is there as much enthusiasm for Trump online today as eight years ago? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

if there is, they are congregating on different sites than I frequent and I thank them for that,

It's Satoday! Don't say anything you don't want anyone to know about. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

SYN! SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN!

Question answered definitively. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

as the prophecy foretold

If I eat a ton of garlic, and you eat a ton of garlic, can one of us recognize the smell of the other? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

you smell different, but you still smell unique.

source: attended the gilroy garlic festival annually for 15 years

Bro will spell quench but saying thirst is too hard in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

:3st
it's a lil dude with balls on his chin doing a kickflip

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Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

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The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!