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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon finds the secret to losing weight (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 54 minutes ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Anon has a special request (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 22 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 22 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Anon goes to Long John Silvers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 23 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Anon can never go back (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 23 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon gets diagnosed (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
55 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is obsessed with Family Guy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
28 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon pregames (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
107 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon hangs out at the gym (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
14 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon has a Bean Boy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
10 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon doesn't like reddit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
182 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon boots up a game (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
74 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
28 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon learns how to lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
37 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon isn't a fan of Judas (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
92 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon works out (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
34 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon wants to go to Nuuk (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
101 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon watches the Teletubbies (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
26 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon meets a good man (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
63 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon makes a splash on a first date (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
15 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon tries to flirt (lemy.lol)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
31 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
54 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon enjoys hot chocolate (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
21 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon wakes up to the smell of bacon and eggs (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
13 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon plays WoW on Asian servers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9 comments fedilink
 
 
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