[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

This is the way the world ends.

You don’t understand how waists and hips work for women.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Do you want the shit sandwich or the bigger shit sandwich? Those are your options. You will be forced to eat one of them, any other choice leads to being force fed the largest shit sandwich. That’s the current system, there is no negotiating otherwise. The first and only available steps towards getting something other than shit sandwiches is by getting smaller shit sandwiches on the buffet and maybe one day we might get plain bread. Yes, you are the idiot idealist, you are refusing the reality of the situation.

I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.

The Machine God makes no such mistakes, to think as much is merely the weakness of the flesh.

+++ THERE IS NO TRUTH IN FLESH, ONLY BETRAYAL +++

+++ THERE IS NO STRENGTH IN FLESH, ONLY WEAKNESS +++

+++ THERE IS NO CONSTANCY IN FLESH, ONLY DECAY +++

+++ THERE IS NO CERTAINTY IN FLESH BUT DEATH +++

Yeah, we’re all very aware of that.

Sucking your own dick can be like that.

And everything has cilantro on it!

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just so we are clear, tarring and feathering is an extremely violent act. I’m not arguing against it, but covering someone in molten tar is not non-violent in the slightest. I’m personally all for it.

Because the other option was Hitler.

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Genius. (thelemmy.club)
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This is where you really see the hard work and effort showing through, all the details and gradients start to pop and you finally feel like you’re doing things right.

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Pre-poop zoomies... (thelemmy.club)

It’s 3 A.M. and I’m on the edge of throwing my pat off the catio.

I hear a lot about post-poop zoomies, and it made me kind of curious, as I desire to choke this small mammal, I wonder does anyone else’s cat get zoomies before they poop?

I’m pretty sure he has ADHD and oppositional defiance (always heard “I hope you have a kid one day that’s just like you!” growing up, so I guess I got what’s coming.), and I’ve accepted him for who he is and I’ve begrudgingly grown to love the little bastard, a lot, regardless of my complaints. My nephew dropped him at my door and I didn’t have the heart to not take him in.

I. Did. Not. Want. A. Cat. What happened to my life? Why do I put up with this groblin?

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Edit: FML, can’t change title, not Dark Angels, he’s a Blood Raven.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to c/warhammer40k@lemmy.world

Took a lot of thin layers, but it’s a pretty promising test. Used an Oyumaru mold and did thin layers of pretty loose sprue goo and once I had a solid layer added it more liberally. Wish I still had a usable old sanguinary guard power fist to try it out with.

If you’re curious to try, be VERY patient with it, let every layer dry fully before applying the next one, or it will be riddled with bubbles.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to c/warhammer40k@lemmy.world

I’m mostly into it for the hobby side of things, so it’s a good excuse to kitbash some over the top stuff that has actual rules I can use them with on the table.

I’m trying to resist the urge to make three jump pack Sanguinary Priests with two power fists each. And some jump captains double fisting power. And anything else I can strap a jump pack and two power fists onto.

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As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.

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I think I pulled off a pretty decent job. Getting back into the hobby after a hot minute with these dudes. I really like these goofy little MKVI beaky bastards. Going to run them as van vets, but I might build a small Horus Heresy army just because I like these sculpts so damned much. Really fun models to paint.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to c/warhammer40k@lemmy.world

Seriously, this dude is on another level, all of his stuff is just fucking amazing.

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