Early_To_Risa

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Anon finds the secret to losing weight (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon has a special request (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon goes to Long John Silvers (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon can never go back (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon has a Bean Boy in c/[email protected]
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Anon gets diagnosed (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is obsessed with Family Guy (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon pregames (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon hangs out at the gym (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon doesn't like reddit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

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Anon doesn't like reddit (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon boots up a game (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Give up your sanity

Anon casts a healing spell in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is like an episode of House.

Anon drives a bus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

Anon drives a bus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm glad you're enjoying these. I'll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon gets banned from Walmart in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon is the Messiah

Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And his dad is a meth dealer

Anon looks up greentexts in drama class in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

Anon looks up greentexts in drama class in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I was hoping you could tell me

Anon's day at the beach in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

People have forgotten how to have fun.

Anon meets his dream girl in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

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