come on now, let them cook, trust the process

thats a nicer one. I presume forks loke the one in op is just die cut and formed from a metal sheet in one single CHONK

a bit like this https://youtube.com/shorts/vB4W0T6lkGw

I like to imagine it's lazily hovering

moreso if you were drugged unwittingly, or against your will.

Pasta carbonara and Sweetrolls share most of their ingredients

just substitute cheese and pepper with sugar and baking powder

they wrote ass backwards ass backwards. It's a joke, not self censorship.

It is a thing of beauty!

Not dietal calories.

The calorie numbers we assign to food, measure how much energy our body extracts from them when eaten.

In this context, plutonium is closer to 0

If we instead want to measure the actual total physical energy content of materia, we would turn to E=mc^2, telling us that a gram of anything has about 20 million kcal, no matter if its plutonium or diet coke. which is a slightly less useful value on food labels :D

well, as long as the companies buying the ads think they work, we have an industry

11: It's the only browser on the market that is not either apple webkit or google chrome based. And it's in our best interest to keep said market healthy, with as many competing actors as possible.

This is not a zero sum game. there's no competition. We can deal with both problems, we don't have to pick a side.