Americans do not value knowledge. The purpose of schools is to pass tests. Learning is something you do if you have to pass a test. Learning for learning's own sake is weird and gay.
Universities are shops where you buy access to jobs. Any degree a fifth-grader cannot directly map to a job is useles as well as weird and gay.
If you are a real masculine manly man you don't need to go to college and get a useless degree. You just need to wear a hard hat and stay away from anything that's weird or gay. If you want to be a superman of businesses entrepreneurship and innovation you should go to college only to drop out as a flex. All the cool billionaires whose careers you are totally able to emulated without having obscene generational wealth dropped out because they were too cool for school. Staying in school to get a degree is weird and gay.
From infancy you have been brought up to be a consumer. When Jesus came riding down from heaven on a bald eagle and handed the founding fathers the stone tablets with the declaration of independence and the constitution, the first and most important right afforded to you as an American was the right to consume without friction. You should have access to exactly as many easily digestible sugary treats as you want. Demanding effort of you is a violation of your constitutional rights. Holding you accountable for saying nonsense is cruel and unusual punishment. Putting in the work is weird and gay.
In the marketplace of ideas the client is always right. You might think the earth is round, I might think the earth is flat. I have the right to have my opinion and my opinion can be just as good as yours and we are many people who are sick and tired of being looked down on by the elites just for thinking differently and if you tell me I'm wrong then you are being the asshole. Actually having expertise on anything outside of pop culture trivia is weird and gay.
The average American can't read on a sixth grade level. They think Big Ben is the capital of Europe. They get genuinely confused by learning that American laws do not apply in China. But at least they are not weird and gay.

Where do I hand in my degree?

