This is some advanced posting, holy shit.
This is just comical at this point. I'm always wary of underestimating the Great Satan but like... there really is no plan, is there?
who's ready for widespread fuel shortages and for half of the salt caves to fail from being overdrawn

Plan for Trump and his friends to grift off of the chaos? Yes
Plan to make this somehow work out positively for the US as a national entity? Lol, nah
Never was a plan. And if it existed, the orange dotard certainly couldn’t read it.
Concepts of a plan really turned out to be no plan.
uh look, I know we like bombed you and killed a bunch of your people, but like, oil is back up over $100 and things don't look good, so can we like, stop fighting, for a bit, just until the stocks get better I SWEAR. Bro, don't be like that, bro, bro PLEASE, I SWEAR 

Isn't there an icon of this, but the other guy just suck started a shotgun?
bigger than any attack ever carried out before
"We're serious. We're totally serious this time. All those other attacks you shrugged off? Imagine shrugging off like 5 of them at once now. Not so nice after all is it?"

What folks keep missing here is that Trump is only sort of lying here. He does keep doing the biggest attack ever carried out before, it's just he's attacking his own economy
Honestly doing more to destroy america than literally anyone else

Punching the economy with its own fist saying "Stop depressing yourself! Stop depressing yourself!"
Stop it Delphi, I can't take it anymore.

TWENTY DOLLARS a GALLON
Trump
$20.28
Per gallon
We gotta be like that creeper Perry Johnson running for Michigan Governor - $47.47 because Trump is #47 get it? Get it? He likes Trump, number 47 TRUMP. . Why 67 when you can 47?
Sorry - been flooded with this creeper's ads for months no matter online or offline. It is his second bid after being disqualified from the 2022 ballot due to signature fraud.
Bro is seriously trying to campaign on being anti data centers will blowing bubbles on Trump's buba.
"under any circumstances" I feel like there are definitely circumstances that would reopen negotiations, but they involve 1) nobody bombing iran and 2) nobody bombing lebanon
Also "rejected all negotiations" == "will not submit an unconditional surrender"

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