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[-] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 35 points 18 hours ago

The WhiteTrashHouse

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 150 points 1 day ago

A: I completely agree.
B: Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit. You and your cronies are a big reason why we are where we are today.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

oh shit, i didn't look at who OP was.

[-] architect 71 points 1 day ago

Well that’s why she’s busy pointing at it and not doing anything at all.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Can't solve the problems if you need them to campaign in every election cycle

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world -5 points 21 hours ago

She was never given the chance. She didn't pass the leftist purity test, so the they're-the-same idiots elected the orange moron.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 7 points 14 hours ago

Purity testing is good, the only reason to object categorically to quality assurance is because you're trying to sell something you know is contaminated

[-] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 21 hours ago

She offered more of the same, ratchet effect Democrat policies.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 59 points 22 hours ago

You don't do this if you thought you'd have to move out after 4 years.

[-] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 55 points 20 hours ago

Between his age and his health, he shouldn’t be buying green bananas let alone take on multi-year projects.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 19 hours ago

Bro, have you ever eaten properly prepared green bananas? That shit is delicious.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

wait shit you just reminded me. I went to the tomato festival for the first time last year or the year before and had the best fried green tomatoes. which was great because the weather has been awful for tomatoes lately.

[-] Lemmee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Expand on this. How do you properly prepare a green banana?

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Literally just eat them. Yellow bananas have "gone bad" in my house.

Edit: to clarify you want like 50-75% green. Not completely green.

[-] Goodeye8@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

You got robbed by yellow bananas? Man, that sucks.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago
[-] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 129 points 1 day ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 80 points 23 hours ago

Mike Judge’s writing staff.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 19 hours ago

I understood that reference.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago
[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago
[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 20 points 19 hours ago

Unfortunately stuff like this is why some people don't vote for Democrats.

A lot of them don't know what a metaphor is so regular talk like this makes them feel stupid.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 15 hours ago

Is that such a bad thing? That's exactly how they should feel.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Yep,

I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices

Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds...

[-] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago

Never forget that she's the wife of Bill Clinton. She knows damn well that he's in the Epstein files and is still with him 😡

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 1 day ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago

She and her husband are the major reason the Democrats are the party with more blame to bear for burying the Epstein files.

[-] CobraCommander@quokk.au 13 points 1 day ago

Yes but she has decorum, so she is the good team!

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago

The only thing that protects the bad pedophiles is the good pedophiles.

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 26 points 22 hours ago

M orons

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A merica!

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 18 hours ago

Why can't we make an American Political memes community and shove all these fucking Americans in it

[-] mtpender@piefed.social 35 points 1 day ago
[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I first thought it was a warning. Then I realize it was a historical document.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

It isn't a metaphor when it's literally real though.

[-] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 17 points 23 hours ago

real live things can be metaphors if you decide they are.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Real eyes realize real lies

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

how can we realize real lize if our eyes aren't real

[-] Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago

Is that Max Stirner?

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

We can just have double the circus, instead.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 22 hours ago

Good Citizens of ~~Tamriel~~ MAGALand, welcome to the Arena!

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Hillary you're right, and late. Like always, shut the fuck up.

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Did she really say that? I don't have a stupid FaceBook account to confirm.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world -4 points 18 hours ago

Pointless pearl clutching. Who the fuck cares what they do to a stupid old building? There's a fucking genocide, Hilary

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