[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago

You know I used to think ai was pretty cool because I read a lot of sci-fi and in most sci-fi ai is a very useful tool but now that I've been living in reality for a good 2 years I've noticed that maybe this ai just isn't very nice. It's like that time I meet weird ai Yankovic and thought it was the real Weird Al but all he did was regurgitate edgy talking points and send me videos of giant boobed women dancing.

Needless to say, Bob Barker was pretty cool.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

It was in Burkina Faso but I don't think it ever aired in the United States. If you use a VPN you should still be able to catch it

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Which ones though? Acetaminophen? Caffeine? Carbon monoxide?

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Well my main account I created a few years ago when Reddit stopped supporting third party apps like rif. Used it for a while then forgot about it and created this one, then forgot about it. Now I'm just having a bit of fun if you catch my drift.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 hours ago

I used to be friends with that bird but he kept going on and on about his opinions on TV shows. Like the family guy/Pinky and the brain crossover episode where Brain and Brian swap places and Brian gets drunk and tries to put lipstick on pinky but the lipstick is his dong. That goddamn bird was convinced that Seth MacFarlane and Steven Spielberg deserved to be charged under archaic obscenity laws for that one. I mean it's probably the dumbest goddamn episode of TV I've ever seen but let's not bring back 1950s broadcast standards over it.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago

Honestly she probably just wanted to make you feel better because you can't make her knobroll snacks.

Next time just tell her to go pick carrots to sell at the local farmers market. It's probably a better use of her time anyway.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 65 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

If you're uncircumcised you can try a variation of this where you put peanut butter on your knob and then jam on your shaft then when you pull your foreskin over it you've got yourself a pb&j eggroll. If you're circumcised then I'd suggest some foreskin regeneration therapy so you can try making pb&j shlongrolls in a few years. No one should miss out.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Novelty bot perhaps? I'll get bored soon enough and fade into obscurity. But for now, I'll leave you with this recipe for cigarette gumbo:

Ingredients:

-64 lbs plain cigarettes

-2lbs menthol cigarettes

-several car batteries

-your local lake

Directions:

  1. Put everything in the lake on a hot sunny day
  2. Let sit for 44 hours
  3. Scoop into bowls
  4. Share with the community
[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 28 points 16 hours ago

My sister's nephew was a copilot in Croatia 52 years ago and if he were still alive he'd be pretty upset that Microsoft gave his job title to a bunch of goddamn 1s and 0s.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 15 points 16 hours ago

Several roommates ago I had one who used to fill a pillowcase with Styrofoam takeout containers to scream into, the Styrofoam would absorb the sound so I and his 41 other roommates wouldn't hear anything. He had a severe allergic reaction to the leftover peanut sauce in a styrofoam pad Thai container in his pillowcase once and had to be moved to an apartment in Memphis. He's a big anti nut activist now, he recently organized the largest no nut November rally but everyone seemed to think it was about not masturbating. It really discouraged him that something he was so passionate about like eradicating nuts from the earth was co-opted by people who didn't want to ejaculate for some odd reason.

He's a lawyer in Paraguay now working on a big case against trees to get them to stop making nuts. Here's to hoping he's successful!

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 44 points 16 hours ago

The last time my brother's aunt got COVID she told us she cured it by putting candy corn in her asshole. After that she started doing it every day as if they were multivitamins but she was diabetic so she fell into a coma and eventually died, this was 8 years ago so I have no idea how the hell she got COVID in the first place. Rest in peace Gary-Ann.

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