Flawless shitpost. We would’ve also accepted “You’re out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I’ll find you.” - “No, you won’t”
sorry I wanted the deer
What’s a your boobs?
my man. have some more pasta, because you are lost in the sauce
The movie really insists upon itself
some find the taste unpearable
No see it’s funny because, as a straight male, the first thought I had was “oh man if this was done by a really tall skinny guy with big shoulders wearing grey sweatpants” and then this message comes up, implying that I’m gay for having those thoughts, but clearly I’m just being practical because a tall guy would maybe be able to reach more with his long, vascular arms. And the sweatpants is just because I appreciate casual fashion.
I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”
Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list
People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.
you could also post a link
some people would really want a link