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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Go back into shower, resume task

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Am fuck, would gay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

 
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Most people would hate the excrement more

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Took the L on this one

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I proclaim thee Lord Lore-Lord

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Ouhhh so much meme potential

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

So live free or blank hard?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing

10/10 would read again

 
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On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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