[-] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 5 hours ago

from the superior cloaca

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

Oh no! You’ve been visited by the SICK DUCK SUCKING DICK monster! You must suck 3.5 DICKS of at least 3 of your homies by midnight tonight OR BE VISITED BY THE SICK QUACKER

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago

decline

“sorry I don’t have my headphones with me and my phone’s mic has been acting up. What’s up?”

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

If it killed my hot twink boyfriend I would fight however I had to

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 days ago

You have to watch it in H

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago

Imagine fucking a whole ass

Don’t mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago
[-] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 3 days ago

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 3 days ago

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 4 days ago

get rocked, idiot

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 4 days ago

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

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I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

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