Oh no! You’ve been visited by the SICK DUCK SUCKING DICK monster! You must suck 3.5 DICKS of at least 3 of your homies by midnight tonight OR BE VISITED BY THE SICK QUACKER
decline
“sorry I don’t have my headphones with me and my phone’s mic has been acting up. What’s up?”
If it killed my hot twink boyfriend I would fight however I had to
You have to watch it in H
Imagine fucking a whole ass
Don’t mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
he do music
To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
get rocked, idiot
That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”
I win every time 😎
I mean it is technically correct
I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line
You mean the metric system?
The m stands for tiMbit