[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

Still nothing but right trash!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

The less you know

The less you have to do!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 148 points 1 day ago

Yea but you’re still hungry for another car an hour later!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

The dang math bees were tired of being shown up by them pompous spelling bees!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

But I only go left. And no I don’t mean nascar left!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’d have to go all the way back to my brother. The stupid sumbitch voted for trump!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

I wouldn’t vote for a republican even for a dog shit picker upper position!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

I’m glad I’m retired. Now I can die of something else!

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

M orons

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G overning

A merica!

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