They should resurrect Charlie Kirk just so somebody can smoke him again.

Nah that's cope.

He's been spreading medical conspiracy crap for years. The med-bed thing is a big one that MAHA loves to believe in, Kennedy and the anti-vaccine crap. This is just more of the same "oh we have technologies that annihilate space and cross time" or whatever BS for a certain set of crank rubes.

So last night, in an anxiety fueled haze, I had a premonition. The whole bunker under the ballroom is explicitly for Trumps death. He says "Oh its too dangerous!" declaring martial law and sending the US onto full fascism or whatever, then goes into the bunker. Then he just never comes out. He releases videos (AI, as we have already seen them do) but otherwise he is never shown in public again. Everyone knows he's dead, but now the strongman leader never dies. The fascist state can't collapse due to a leaders death (just all the other things that leads to fascism's failure).

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My money is on him watching an AI video of shrimp Jesus resurrecting a dead guy.

i wouldn't call it 100%. sorry to be a bit of an asshole but here's how i see it. the ambulance rides, the bruising, the hell-talk, these are all the activities of an 80 year-old man. the medbeds and the drugs that cure death are easy enough to buy from cheap hucksters like the guy from the apprentice. his "terminal diagnosis" is probably old age, and these motherfuckers always live to 100. then again, he probably hasn't touched a glass of water since ronald reagan was lucid. so who knows?

I hope he doesn't fucking die before his term ends because the ensuing conspiracy that will cause will be a fucking disaster that puts pizzagate to shame.

He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having.

Damn don't make me relate to him

But yeah at this point I'm so jaded that I don't see much changing if he dies. All these ruling class ghouls constantly talk about ways to live forever, it's nothing new. Even Uncle Walt froze himself or whatever.

He has lately been convinced that he will go to hell.

juche maga necromancy

Prove it Donny

I cannot imagine how messy and dramatic he would be if he dragged the entire country into his personal struggle session with his own mortality. It would be so weird and funny.

I'm not expecting it, though. A lot of the Trump medical speculation just seems like cope. He's old and not in good health, but also has access to the excellent, exclusive healthcare. Of course he's gonna have a lot of hospital visits and be taking a lot of medication.

Why edit out the source? It's just a Twitter post to me, lol

Trump has been told the tale of Darth Sidioius.

the ballroom a plan to make Zombie Regan

At least now we know what's really being built under the ballroom.

It would be so funny if we accidentally create the zombie apocalypse because they tried to bring this awful doddering ****ist back to life

Yeah being old as fossilized shit tends to be a terminal diagnosis.

Wasn't there already evidence that he was experiencing some sort of cardio problems?

LOL no he’s going to live to be 120.

Yeah I believe him. Without necromancy how do you explain this administration

It's also keeping with his general tendency of resembling every 80's movie trope simultaneously and poorly.

They made a movie called “Flatliners” about the way that the thing which comes back isn’t always the same as what left.

Omg he is putting the band back together!