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He's very obviously bringing this up because he's been having conversations with one of his thirty Rasputin wannabees. He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having. This obviously started when he rode the ambulance, wore the hand makeup, and started talking about getting into heaven. Now he's been informed he's dying of something, and he's progressed to coping about Super-Ivermectin with RFK and whoever else.

Obviously anything is possible but this sequence of events has a near 100% certainty

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[-] quixote84@midwest.social 1 points 5 hours ago

It's also keeping with his general tendency of resembling every 80's movie trope simultaneously and poorly.

They made a movie called “Flatliners” about the way that the thing which comes back isn’t always the same as what left.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 1 points 5 hours ago

Omg he is putting the band back together!

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 20 points 12 hours ago

I cannot imagine how messy and dramatic he would be if he dragged the entire country into his personal struggle session with his own mortality. It would be so weird and funny.

I'm not expecting it, though. A lot of the Trump medical speculation just seems like cope. He's old and not in good health, but also has access to the excellent, exclusive healthcare. Of course he's gonna have a lot of hospital visits and be taking a lot of medication.

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I believe him. Without necromancy how do you explain this administration

[-] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

Yeah being old as fossilized shit tends to be a terminal diagnosis.

Wasn't there already evidence that he was experiencing some sort of cardio problems?

[-] nine99@hexbear.net 23 points 16 hours ago

~~juche~~ maga necromancy

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

i wouldn't call it 100%. sorry to be a bit of an asshole but here's how i see it. the ambulance rides, the bruising, the hell-talk, these are all the activities of an 80 year-old man. the medbeds and the drugs that cure death are easy enough to buy from cheap hucksters like the guy from the apprentice. his "terminal diagnosis" is probably old age, and these motherfuckers always live to 100. then again, he probably hasn't touched a glass of water since ronald reagan was lucid. so who knows?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Trump has been told the tale of Darth Sidioius. unlimited-power

lathe-of-heaven the ballroom a plan to make Zombie Regan

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Imagine if they do bring his dumb ass back to life and every story, like Star Wars episode 9 where it's like "they brought Palpetine?! Ugh!" turns out to be hyper realistic.

Then he legally endorses an AI as being just as capable as himself in speech and decision making and then future Republican candidates need only pledge fealty to the AI and further the eternal Trump agenda

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[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 64 points 22 hours ago

Nah that's cope.

He's been spreading medical conspiracy crap for years. The med-bed thing is a big one that MAHA loves to believe in, Kennedy and the anti-vaccine crap. This is just more of the same "oh we have technologies that annihilate space and cross time" or whatever BS for a certain set of crank rubes.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 38 points 20 hours ago

My money is on him watching an AI video of shrimp Jesus resurrecting a dead guy.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Jesus Christacean

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 27 points 19 hours ago

He has lately been convinced that he will go to hell.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 20 points 18 hours ago

Good. At the very least he can have that in his mind as a tiny spec of justice compared to what he deserves.

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 48 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

So last night, in an anxiety fueled haze, I had a premonition. The whole bunker under the ballroom is explicitly for Trumps death. He says "Oh its too dangerous!" declaring martial law and sending the US onto full fascism or whatever, then goes into the bunker. Then he just never comes out. He releases videos (AI, as we have already seen them do) but otherwise he is never shown in public again. Everyone knows he's dead, but now the strongman leader never dies. The fascist state can't collapse due to a leaders death (just all the other things that leads to fascism's failure).


[-] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

He wouldn't be able to shut up about this plan if so. Watch out to see if he drops more lines about immortality etc, he hasn't done a single thing without telegraphing the fuck out of it

[-] christian@hexbear.net 20 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Is it still common practice to bury pharaohs alongside their servants? Asking for Marco Rubio.

[-] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 7 points 12 hours ago

Weekend at Hortler's

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 18 hours ago

nineteeneightyfour in his eternal watch over us all.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 41 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Wasn't there something about having a big server room in the bunker for some reason
thonk

[-] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 32 points 21 hours ago

Yes, the whole thing is likely a massive datacenter underground.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

da knight of da wind

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 day ago

They should resurrect Charlie Kirk just so somebody can smoke him again.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 22 hours ago

Imagine coming back to life with no neck

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago
[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago

Rudy is expected to make a full recovery boohoo

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 9 hours ago

Ok, maybe Vampires are a thing after all.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 20 hours ago

Well that's what the neck bolts are for

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago

The new high score is how many holes someone can add to his neck

[-] TommyCatkins@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago

Like a Duncan Idaho ghola

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago

Ventilated neck - Charlie got
Dig the repeat with a gangsta lean

Song

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 47 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

simpsons episode vladimir lenin.gif

lenin-crush-capitalism

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 23 points 21 hours ago

Prove it Donnysmuglord

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having.

Damn don't make me relate to him

But yeah at this point I'm so jaded that I don't see much changing if he dies. All these ruling class ghouls constantly talk about ways to live forever, it's nothing new. Even Uncle Walt froze himself or whatever.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeah it's not going to change a ton but god, the memes, it's gonna be truly wonderful. It's gonna make the Kirkening look like a blip

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

Hopefully he'll go out in a super goofy fashion, like he falls out of a hot air balloon or something

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 23 hours ago

I hope he doesn't fucking die before his term ends because the ensuing conspiracy that will cause will be a fucking disaster that puts pizzagate to shame.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago

Same honestly. I think right wingers understand that the only way he can have a positive legacy is if he dies, which is why so many of them are trying to murder him. If he dies more than like a couple days before his term ends, then about 20% of the country will say that he was thiiiis close to fixing everything and JD Vance just fucked it up

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago

It would be so funny if we accidentally create the zombie apocalypse because they tried to bring this awful doddering ****ist back to life

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[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 23 points 23 hours ago

Why edit out the source? It's just a Twitter post to me, lol

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 18 points 23 hours ago
[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago

LOL no he’s going to live to be 120.

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