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He's very obviously bringing this up because he's been having conversations with one of his thirty Rasputin wannabees. He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having. This obviously started when he rode the ambulance, wore the hand makeup, and started talking about getting into heaven. Now he's been informed he's dying of something, and he's progressed to coping about Super-Ivermectin with RFK and whoever else.

Obviously anything is possible but this sequence of events has a near 100% certainty

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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 day ago

They should resurrect Charlie Kirk just so somebody can smoke him again.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Imagine coming back to life with no neck

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago
[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

Rudy is expected to make a full recovery boohoo

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 12 hours ago

Ok, maybe Vampires are a thing after all.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 22 hours ago

Well that's what the neck bolts are for

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 22 hours ago

The new high score is how many holes someone can add to his neck

[-] TommyCatkins@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago

Like a Duncan Idaho ghola

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Ventilated neck - Charlie got
Dig the repeat with a gangsta lean

Song

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