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He's very obviously bringing this up because he's been having conversations with one of his thirty Rasputin wannabees. He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having. This obviously started when he rode the ambulance, wore the hand makeup, and started talking about getting into heaven. Now he's been informed he's dying of something, and he's progressed to coping about Super-Ivermectin with RFK and whoever else.

Obviously anything is possible but this sequence of events has a near 100% certainty

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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having.

Damn don't make me relate to him

But yeah at this point I'm so jaded that I don't see much changing if he dies. All these ruling class ghouls constantly talk about ways to live forever, it's nothing new. Even Uncle Walt froze himself or whatever.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Yeah it's not going to change a ton but god, the memes, it's gonna be truly wonderful. It's gonna make the Kirkening look like a blip

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Hopefully he'll go out in a super goofy fashion, like he falls out of a hot air balloon or something

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