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He's very obviously bringing this up because he's been having conversations with one of his thirty Rasputin wannabees. He can't help but repeat the conversations he's been having. This obviously started when he rode the ambulance, wore the hand makeup, and started talking about getting into heaven. Now he's been informed he's dying of something, and he's progressed to coping about Super-Ivermectin with RFK and whoever else.

Obviously anything is possible but this sequence of events has a near 100% certainty

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[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 48 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

So last night, in an anxiety fueled haze, I had a premonition. The whole bunker under the ballroom is explicitly for Trumps death. He says "Oh its too dangerous!" declaring martial law and sending the US onto full fascism or whatever, then goes into the bunker. Then he just never comes out. He releases videos (AI, as we have already seen them do) but otherwise he is never shown in public again. Everyone knows he's dead, but now the strongman leader never dies. The fascist state can't collapse due to a leaders death (just all the other things that leads to fascism's failure).


[-] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

He wouldn't be able to shut up about this plan if so. Watch out to see if he drops more lines about immortality etc, he hasn't done a single thing without telegraphing the fuck out of it

[-] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 7 points 10 hours ago

Weekend at Hortler's

[-] christian@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Is it still common practice to bury pharaohs alongside their servants? Asking for Marco Rubio.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

nineteeneightyfour in his eternal watch over us all.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 41 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Wasn't there something about having a big server room in the bunker for some reason
thonk

[-] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 32 points 19 hours ago

Yes, the whole thing is likely a massive datacenter underground.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

da knight of da wind

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