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Unfortunately, I'm not as into cocktails as I used to be.
“License and registration, CHICKEN LOVER!”
Ever since I knew the weakness of flesh it disgusted me.
Easy there Cogboy.
I want to augment animals. That's probably illegal right?
There's no rules against it.
Only reason a chicken can not kill you and eat you is because chicken is too small so just behave and be thankful that they are so small.
I've often thought we all lucked out that the bigger dogs are more docile.
In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn't come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.
We probably just bred them that way. Unmanageable dogs were undesirable and bred out
No no, it's the reverse; the little shits are bred that way.
Right there, in the photo, silly.
Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.
Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.
We are the monsters.
Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.
Carboniferous literally means "when ~~carbon~~ coal was made'
That would be about 5 billion years back?
Good point, is coal, not carbon!
Neat
To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.
Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?
Rad chickens will be recruitable, then you can craft cybernetic enhancements.
[ Everyone likes this ]
What will it be called?
Chickenfinger
Or an Mother 3 unused Chimera.
People spent so long asking if we could, they forgot to ask if we should.
If they had asked, the answer would have been "Yes. Yes, we should."
Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:
- Hey, bro, should we...
- HELL YES WE SHOULD
And it was decided.
the answer is still yes
Answer doesn't change
Great, now arm it.
In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.
(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)
Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should...
"Part robot. Part organic. All chicken."
Chicken lover Allen Pan
Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds
The Omnissiah approves.
I fucking love Allen
Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”
Transform and cluck out!
REMEMBER!!! 😂
Courtesy of "chicken lover".
Dino robot.
Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino's
I would support any petition for grant monies.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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