Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.
Best part is I didn't even have to think it up, I was a ball of sleep deprivation and spite so that response was instinct more or less. But I've always been great with insults and taunts in less than mentally fit conditions, once when I was in a meltdown I told my great great aunt to go fuck herself she asked me if I knew what that meant to which I responded "I don't fucken care go open a dictionary." which was extra amusing since she taught me to check the meaning of words before I used them.
This was around 2018 so it was a good bit after that spiel would hit hard, mostly cause I'm sure they had a cookie cutter response. Responding like a feral 1970s draft dodger is a lot more likely to work as a mental flash bang and stick.
I was a little shit in highschool and when asked a by military recruiter if I was interested in joining up, my autistic ass channeled the raw spite of the Vietnam and Korean war vets I knew and I responded "What ya wanna get fragged? There are far simpler forms of suicide." While I hold that I was well within my rights apparently the socially acceptable response to simply say no.
Also you aren't supposed to threaten to murder folks with wide eyes and a smile, I disagree.
More or less, just can't swing around and threaten. Otherwise it'd be a clusterfuck of legal bullshit that'd make the Eastern Roman Empire puke.
You can also drive on private property without a license.
Folks in my area used to cary around crowbars (the half life style long ones for crates and shit) back when the sheriff deputies were boot happy for a bit. This was before cameras so they couldn't do much when they found the damned things snapped didn't help that folks would do it to any car they saw with a boot.
Loki also gave birth to the evils that woe man or something like that can't remember the exact wording, regardless Loki is the mother and father to like half of the creatures of Norse and pan Germanic mythology. Also that horse is Sleipnir which is Odin's mount, this whole situation was started because the Aesir were being cheap ass motherfuckers.
Also Zeus would probably have minimal qualms about transing your gender so us guys aren't particularly safe either. Though that's more of a Norse thing weirdly enough since I'm pretty sure Odin, Thor, and Loki all turned into women for various reasons.
Everytime I have to lift something heavy I get the opposite of this. Like some six five guys will say it's super heavy meanwhile I am five five and just threw a fucking 75 lbs piece of furniture over my shoulder like it was a particularly large cat. I don't know if it's my height, muscle density, or just the autism but it's rather amusing watching folks universally balk at the situation.
As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.
Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better.
All I see is a nice fur hat.
Okay I just jammed the feral frontiersman side of my personality back into the corner with the Norman. Anyways yes these rodents are rather cute