Don't know if this guy wants fuck somebody or murder them, but I have no faith in his ability to do either thing properly.

Take off, eh!

Thank you for telling me 😑

That sign's a big meanie!

Things that hand phasers can do:

1. Stun
2. Kill
3. Disintegrate
4. Explode
5. Sick lightshow that impresses everybody

Gee, it sure seems like letting a single company have this much power is a bad idea, if only there was something that could have been done to prevent such a thing. 🤦🏻

You know what they say: Starfleet regs are written in dog pee.

Fascinating...

... because they knew you wouldn't tell on them! The sign of a good friend!

Are you falling behind? Well, ketchup then!