I like a bit of licentiousness in my fiction, but I hate it when it feels I'm being slopped like a hog by some cynical producer. "We know what you want, you pigs, so here's some skin for ya'."

I've been told to cut back on imagining that.

Sometimes you just don't want an amazing donut. There's a "gourmet" donut place in my town that's got bacon-bit topped donuts, cronuts, and all kinds of fancy shit, but all I want is a chocolate bar and a cup of burnt coffee to dip it in.

I'd never considered vaping before, but you've sold me on it, just as you meant to!

Aw, I hope Piglet and Pooh can make up. It's a small 100 Acre Wood, after all.

That's quite a tail!

Now we wait for the jumpers' GoPro footage to be posted.

"I'm running an experiment on him to see what rock-bottom looks like for a citizen of the Federation."

Stay strong Ani, it's better this way.

OMG, I completely forgot about that thing.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

"Hm, yes... I understand why Deanna's so into him."