A school of bros!
It has been written in the ancient books of Threadiverse prophecy, that when Lemmy Shitpost becomes overwhelmed by political posts, the armies of corn, beans, and moths will return to reset the balance.
"If you, or anyone you know, has more information, please meet Captain Janeway in Transport Room 1."
There's a big "why did you vote for Trump in the first place?" shaped hole in the middle of this story. Did the reporter not ask? Did they not think it was important?
The destruction of the left:
“We’re pissed off at the current administration. Everybody’s pissed off down here in south Texas,” the construction executive said, noting that most Hispanics in the area are Catholic. “Remember, we’re conservative, we’re not far left. We’re in the middle, conservative Latinos in south Texas. It doesn’t make sense.”
More like kill the victim and deport all the witnesses.
"I hope you don't really love your legs, though..."
[A door has opened somewhere]



Uh, nothing bad happens to you when you turn 35, right? Right?! 😧