Proprietary_Blend

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get a gif where she blinks every ten seconds?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Have you tried changing the filters?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I would watch that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

But Poirot loves to eat trees!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just wait until they try doing laundry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's a two party system. You wouldn't want to throw your vote away!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Neat! Thank you

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