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[–] 33 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.

    We are the monsters.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Carboniferous literally means "when carbon coal was made'

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.

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