I saw one in person yesterday whist antiquing. They are not comfy and make a lot of noise when you sit on them, and get dusty as hell.

I have to talk to myself louder so they know I wasn't talking to them, and then I usually single a little do-do-do song that gets louder and louder until they leave the area. Shutting up is absolutely off the table at that point. I don't wanna look weird.