“My name’s not fucking Warren!”

*toe the line

Criminals aren’t even trying anymore… if they released a new grand theft auto, it’d be very boring

Bye, bitch!

That is a joke worth hearing. Congratulations to anyone capable of writing a joke so good, that it is a crime.

Melt

*fewer

It’s not peoples’ fault how they look

Frankly, I’m very surprised that we haven’t seen dozens of headlines like this

“No shit”

The adoption has already occurred

If I had received this text, I would consider myself lucky