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[-] larrikin99@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago

the island has a population of 87,000 people, by the way.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

LOL they're lucky they got caught, they would've got fisherman'd

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Woulda got Resident Evil 4'd, except they're the plagas

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

...and surrounded on three sides by Haiti proper, with 11 million people.

[-] Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago

That's why the one guy knew he needed a partner to pull it off. Its too much for one guy to handle.

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

NGL i want to read their plan. If they did this much work it implies they knew there were that many folks right? But they were only gonna get one boat so...

damnit i want to see the exact depth of their delusion

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

what the fresh hell is this wtf

[-] Red_October@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Part of their heritage.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

The two men created operational and logistical plans and learned to speak the Haitian Creole language

I need to hear the Y'all Qaeda dialect of Haitian Creole. The mugshots of these goobers do not scream "I could learn a more difficult kind of French".

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

1000% they used Duolingo which has some significant weak points on Haitian Creole, per some online linguists.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

I mean, predictable outcome. The US government does not like competition.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

All they had to do was go to their local Marines recruitment center and they could get paid to do it. Real dumb move to try to do it for free and get caught

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

The US government actually has a proud tradition of supporting filibusters.

[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

they could've just joined the military ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

One of them did

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

Just average American culture things.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

Sure, and we’re the extremists for wanting to leave them alone.

How we let these monsters roam free for even a day is beyond me.

[-] SNAFU@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 months ago

That's Texan heritage and 'culture' for you, lol.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

SMH you cant even manifest some more destiny in 2025 because of woke

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

I saw this posted somewhere yesterday and the consensus seemed to be that this was originally just some gross fantasy/fetish shit for themselves and then they ended up talking themselves into actually taking steps towards it? Very confusing on its own,, but the original post also mentioned child porn and gave zero details on where the child porn came into the plot

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

and then they ended up talking themselves into actually taking steps towards it?

The article has them recruiting people, engaging in education to learn ""necessary skills", learning Haitian creole, buying weapons and planning the logistics.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

the child porn came into the plot

They were gonna kill all the men and make all the women and children their slaves. The "and children" part kind of implies child sex assault

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

what. Are we doing filibustering but stupider now? First as tragedy now as farce but for something that was already farcical and evil?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Trump to the rescue via a pardon or whatever?

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Goddamn them...

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

It's like watching this and then immediately getting hit over the head with a cartoon mallet

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

AMAZING movie

[-] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mfs thought they lived in 1820, where you get some whiteys on a boat and start a new slave colony and the US integrates it as a state

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Kinda seems like that'd be hard for just two guys to pull off.

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

CW: CSA

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

Gonâve Island has a population of about 87,000.

white supremacy, chomos, and not understanding geography, it's the am*rican trifecta!

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Fucking leave Haiti alone. Haven't they been through enough?

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Raze Texas Khan style

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Veggie_Deluxe@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

this is why we need to ban the filibuster

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