Averaging more than one every six months. That's quite impressive really, even if the quality arguably hasn't always been there. Assassinations still doing better than Marvel movies though on the quantity-quality scale.

Charlie should’ve shot himself in the neck again to plug the hole

Maybe not a sidearm… but a sideneck???

Leftist politicians (and sometimes liberals like those senators) get taken out all the time. They fear this for the same reasons as Luigi. Potentially leftist political violence reverses the target from the exploited to the exploiter.

Because they’re online like everyone else so somehow, parasocially, they think this is somehow closer to home.

Also I think a lot of the time they know that most of the violence is directed at the left so they chalk up the other incidents as “friendly fire.” Oops, while Q pilling American meemaws we accidentally caused some low-tier right winger to get shot. I always think of that time some mob guy got greased by some middle aged loser who thought he was part of pizza gate. Something like that.

This time I think they might be scared it’s their own base gunning for them, maybe over Epstein, or it actually factually is terrorism from the left which despite their crying of wolf they have never actually faced. I think they’re a bit shocked at the implications and they’re trying their old playbook but their palpable unease says they think something is on the wind.

State representatives aren't important to them

That reminds me of the guy who went into the Senate baseball game blasting. That resulted in a great Trillbillies ep.

what about

Nancy Pelosi's house was also broken into by some chud looking to murder her. Since she wasn't home, he settled on taking a hammer to her husband's skull and nearly killed him.

Pelosi came out with some "reach across the aisle" bullshit in response while Trump was all "Damn, too bad it wasn't her instead of her husband."

Melissa Hortman on June 14

state senator but yea

In this scenario, who are the thousand people mowed down by Israeli helicopters?

Guy who's scared of lever action repeaters because they are devastating battlefield weapons capable of firing far more rapidly than your good old brown bess.

They’re just yapping. I will be completely unsurprised if/when we memory hole this bs in a week like we basically have done with every thing else

He’d insist on calling them that, too.

Newsflash, Pete, you’d hate Ancient Rome. Distillation of alcohol hadn’t been invented yet. Muslims did that. So have fun trying to get to that fifth-of-vodka-blackout pounding red wine by the gallon.