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Looking good!
(hexbear.net)
He's got the Eli Valley texture pack. 
My man has serious gum recession
Never met an octogenarian that doesn't
what gum? it's a latex mask fitted over a bare skull
he's never going to die is he
unless another luigi comes around, he is dying very old in the fanciest hospital bed you have ever seen, comfortably sedated by the best drugs.
you know, like other assorted ghouls like kissinger and thatcher.
that's some wet fried chicken
That's MR. WET FRIED CHICKEN PRESIDENT - buster.
HitlerPig has almost reached his final form. 
Weird!
Somewhere there's a portrait of him that looks less like Eli Valley drew it every day
He confirmed the other day he doesn't suntan so either it's fake or they're putting him under a heat lamp and forgetting about him.
I think it's confirmed he uses spray? But I'm not sure
Fire his makeup artist.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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