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Text: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmasked cars with no uniforms or identification, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.

Image below the text: a man in white shirt and black tie and glasses, with a raised hand, as if trying to get someone's attention.

Text on that image: who had "Glitter bombing the Gestapo" on their bingo card?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

Me. I was saving actually doing it for like September (back to school sales would save me a fuckload on glitter) but I guess I wasn't creative enough and gotta think up something else.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

Hell yes

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Your time has come

[-] [email protected] 146 points 1 day ago

Arm yourselves. This isn’t a joke.

They want millions dead.

[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago

Do you know that the KKK would disperse & never come back when would-be victims armed themselves and shot at them? A big element in the civil rights movement was vets coming back from the world wars with combat experience and firing back on their oppressors. Those are stories that get lost in the pEaCefUL pRoTeST propaganda, but arming up and defending their communities was a huge piece of the black civil liberties movement.

Anyway, point is, turns out people who hide behind masks to commit terroristic acts are truly, deeply chickenshit. I'm willing to bet ICE would do the exact same thing as the KKK if fired back upon.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

The only good Nazi is dead.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Counterpoint: Oskar Schindler. Granted he's dead now but he was p good when he was alive, especially by Nazi standards.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Not important cuz it's obvious what your saying but I feel like the second half of the statement is necessary. This kinda implies there was one good Nazi

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

This kinda implies there was one good Nazi

There was that one Nazi doctor in China saving civilians from Japanese horrors. They even built a statue for him after the war.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

The 2 go hand in hand. The peaceful element provides cover and public cause support for the more militant elements. They also make it harder to concentrate forces to deal with them.

In turn, the militant add teeth to the peaceful element.

An intelligent government acts early, before the militant elements can come to bear. But for best results both (technically all 3, including political) are required.

Another good example are the Irish troubles. The IRA, while prominent, couldn't "win". The marches, and Sinn Fein did.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago

The people in charge want to fill private prisons with a vulnerable population who have no recourse as they have little or no rights. It's a grift at the expense of human lives. They don't actually care about immigration, they're just using white supremisists as pawns to achieve their goals. They'll also use them to eliminate political opposition to avoid eventual consequences if anyone with a spine ever gets back in power.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

First they came for immigrants ...

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

This ends with millions dead. arm yourselves. Improve your family’s chance of survival

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get a paintball gun with the paint balls filled with that permanent dye banks use for bank robbers.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Yes, and then die when you're shot because you pointed something gun-like at them.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Beet root boiling water is a very stubborn dye to wash off too.

[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago

No, honey, I wasn’t at the strip club… I was, uh, an undercover ICE agent!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

Just admit you were at the strip club. It's less embarrassing. You can frame it as supporting local business.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I'll take divorcee for $200, please, Alec!

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

Gotta hit 'em with a stink bomb they won't be able to wash off for days

Smells like pig in here

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[-] [email protected] 111 points 1 day ago

Cue glitter being declared a weapon of mass destruction.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

More like weapon of mass fabulousness!

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

If you see an armed person with a mask, assume hostile intent. Call 911 and report masked people with guns.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

I mean... yes but that's only going to slightly annoy. Sadly I think this is going to take actually using a "stand your ground" law correctly. IE how the hell can anyone argue against, I saw a gang of masked men with a gun coming towards me and I feared for my life.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The dream is for trigger-happy cops to show up and start shooting at armed individuals in masks.

Teach both groups a lesson about how to approach citizens.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Lol. Maybe if we couch 911 calls with the fact that the person claimed their an ICE agent to help with the police not killing them on sight.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Super Soakers and water balloons full of bright orange permanent dye.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Can I just use 5.56?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't point anything vaguely gun shaped at them.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Unmarked Vehicles masked men no uniforms no identification no badges? I think you should point a gun at them immediately. You have no way of knowing who they are and if they're about to murder you.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Garden sprayers would work but honestly they will probably shoot you the second something comes flying at them

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago

Okay ,so if they covered in glitter, they're ICE. If not, they're kidnappers for god knows what. I think it's imperative people be able to distinguish their kidnappers, since the federal government is unable to do this.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

Shit! An ICE agent!

No honey, I am a stripper.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

Is there an online database for naming and shaming them yet?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

I’ve seen this link floating around:

https://icelist.info/

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Is this true? I haven’t seen articles or videos about it yet.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Best I can tell it originated from a satire website. It is still hilarious.

This is a memes community. Take anything and everything posted here with a grain of salt. Or glitter.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Maybe this will give people some fabulous ideas.

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