The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

We need you to die for us, but only if you have the right genitals.

Genitals win or lose wars, apparently.

It is though. Only a bit, but you can’t get that orange even using the orange concealer he uses wrong.

Fun fact, btw: it’s not spray tan. The real story is much sadder. It’s a certain brand of concealer he buys in bulk, because way back in his the Apprentice days, a talented makeup artist made him look far, far better on camera than he looked in the mirror, and he asked her how she made him look so good.

According to an interview she later gave, she explained her whole routine. It seems he stopped listening after her fist few sentences, though, because from then on he began buying the first step she used (a certain orange concealer) and just slathering it all over his face as the one and only step.

Some of his previous maids have confirmed this, and some have said he goes through shirts like no one else because the concealer stains like crazy. It’s not meant to be used that way, you’re supposed to use it sparingly underneath foundation, powder, etc. he uses it alone and in copious amounts.

Spray tan or bronzer would at least make some sense. The real story is worse.

He is that inattentive and stupid.

They’re all basically the same. Narcissistic dragons.

The bottom one. He’s pretty orange, but the contrast was clearly boosted to make him look even more orange than usual.

Also the top one. His lips never open that wide.

I get that this image has been manipulated to make him look worse, but not by much.

It’s insane he doesn’t see how bad he looks. In normal pictures he looks like a reverse orange raccoon, and he thinks that’s a good look.

Like, it’s so sad nobody in his circle can tell him how bad he always looks. They glaze him to the point he thinks he’s fucking Adonis.

Absolutely sad. And even more sad that the rest of us see how sad this is. I’d much rather see reality and be poor than look like a sad clown on the world stage.

I’d feel very bad for him and others like him (Elon, several celebrities) except I just can’t, and I couldn’t live with myself knowing how I look like an utter buffoon in front of everyone. But these fuckers have no empathy.

e: accidentally cut part of a sentence

The dog is eating the cat litter, getting sick, and making you pay thousands in vet bills.

But you’re WINNING!

I started doing this a while ago– misgendering people who claim pronouns shouldn’t matter. It’s amazing how important they suddenly become to conservative guys when you start calling them ‘she’.

Like wait, it hurts your feelings when I refer to you as ‘she’? Is that… disrespectful of your gender identity?? 😱

What on earth makes people think this is a desirable look? It’s grotesque. Like literally, in the classical art meaning, grotesque. Like living gargoyles. And many of them were actually beautiful before this butchery.

And go where? Someplace else that doesn’t want them?

Be real, you just want them to die. To be gone, permanently. Don’t address the reasons people are homeless. Don’t provide actual housing. They’ll be fodder for labour camps soon enough, anyhow.

Nevermind there are currently 28 vacant homes for every one person experiencing homelessness in the U.S., many of which are owned not by individuals but by corporate conglomerates that have no incentive to fill them with people, since they’re a tax write-off.

Fuck everything about this. In modern society, housing should be a human right. There’s already more than enough to go round.

e: though now I think about it, what else should we expect from the US’s most famously notorious slumlord?

Show me all these 28 year olds who refuse to work. Because I see mostly 28 year olds who want to work but can’t find jobs, and a handful who wish they could work but are disabled.

This fucking out of touch hoser needs to spend a day in the real world.