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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've never heard the phrase swings and roundabouts used this way.

Usually it means two things are similar so you don't really have strong feelings either way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

what goes around comes around. things swing one way and then another.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Maybe that's what they are saying? They impartially judged the application, without strong feelings. Ironically.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

i'm still not getting it. "swings and roundabouts"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

It's similar to "what goes around, comes around", since swings and roundabouts go back to the same place.

As in: If you mock someone one day, they might mock you back another day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

That's my point though. "swings and roundabouts" doesn't have the same meaning as "what goes around comes around". At least I didn't think it did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve always known it to mean the same thing as “potato potAHto” or “six of one, half dozen of the other.”

I.E. “What’s the difference between saying “potato potAHto” and “six of one, half dozen of the other.”?” To which I’d say, “Meh, swings and roundabouts.”

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 day ago (5 children)

lol the pettiness of some people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

The best revenge is living well.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 day ago (15 children)

We don’t know that was why they denied it, this could be shadenfreud (sp?) because they would be denied regardless.

At least I choose to believe that, because I can’t imagine being petty enough to do that.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Actually it is called "Scheidenfreude".

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

I assume that was the case because it isn't really a human decision anymore. Whether a mortgage application is accepted or denied is based on the decision of a computer, the human just informs you the computer's decision.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh my god, yes. Your best victory is the victory of succeeding at something and moving the fuck on with your life if you can. People are shitty. Our environment is shitty. It is what it is. Keep trucking. I am a product of my environment, but I can control some of it. In my opinion, chasing your goals, time and distance is a solution for all social ills. Well maybe not all but I mean shit you gotta try

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? "Made me cry on a school trip" (for reasons that I'm sure we're totally out of line on the teacher's part and omitted just for brevity's sake)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I dunno, some teachers are sadists too proud or ugly for a career path more in line with their personality.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This type of thing is the nominal purpose of credit scores, I believe. (Whether they're implemented effectively is another story...)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (8 children)

Someone was mean to me so i killed them - completely sane reaction.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How do people even remember names for so long?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

had a teacher traumatize and humiliate me for four years.

I contemplated suicide at 12 years old.

Luckily I found strength in my spite and hatred for her to push forward.

last I heard, her husband died of colon cancer, she lost the farm and her house, and her only son turned out to be gay (they were "Christians").

I still remember her nasty mustache and shitty attitude, and will always remember her.

I'm doing good in my life, better than her.

there's only one other person who I hate more and I'm eagerly waiting to toast to their deaths.

they are literally the only people I could never forgive.

before you pass judgment ask yourself this, "who tells a bullied overweight 12 year old who is clearly having home problems that they need to 'lose some weight' and they won't 'be so fat'. 'who knows, you might not be such a loser like your father.'

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Y'all need to stop carrying so much unresolved anger and learn to carry out elaborate revenge plots instead.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we didn't hear the part about how that teacher lost the farm due to an elaborate revenge plot where they gave the husband colon cancer and seduced the son

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Not weird to me. I still remember every single teacher’s name to this day…I started school in 1978.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

That's pretty impressive. I started school in 1973 and I can remember a couple of teachers' names at most.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That's very amazing memory. I keep forgeting shit all the time. I sometimes forget the names of a characters of a TV show that I've been binge watching for the past few hours.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I only remember the names of two teachers.

The one that set fire to the science classroom, and thus became a legend. And the utterly horrible one that hated kids and should not have been allowed to become a teacher.

All the others have just faded into the background because they were neither fun nor memorable.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I remember all my teacher's names from preschool through high school, is that strange?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

I can barely remember the names of my close friends from elementary and middle school. Can't remember all of them. Only reason I can remember the high school friends is the yearbook, and I've still forgot half of them.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Trauma sticks with a person.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You get what you give. Don't become the monster. A real class act would just dangle it in front of them and then just approve it anyways. Like bitch I'm over it, I don't give a fuck. You're just a dumb ass speed bump.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe the mortgage application was just not within approval guidelines. It is not like a bank clerk gets to arbitrarily decide by personal sympathy.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Being a class act is extremely overrated. People should get what they have coming

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not both? Give people who deserve it grace and be the bigger person and burn those that don't to the ground.

Of course, if you find out that they did deserve grace later, you'll need to destroy the biggest monster of all, yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Pft, like I'm ever wrong!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are some teachers I had who were absolutely bad people, but honestly, they are teachers and you are not. You already have the best revenge.

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