[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I can't spend the time here that this community really needs, so I am looking for another mod or two to add to the team. We've got one other mod right now who is great but another couple to step in and be active in the community would be great. Let me know why you'd make a great mod below!

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French vampires (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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Flaming (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You are a program (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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Dog Whistles (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Full post here: https://www.tumblr.com/brightlotusmoon/727204642739617792

Posting this to make up for accidentally posting a dog whistle earlier. Oops

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Unbeelievable (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

@LegoRacers2

You can't expect me to believe there is a race of creatures living in well-ordered homes who spend all day making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction

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Witnessed a miracle (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Eating gizzard sounds offal to me

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Hey all, I've not been putting as much time into Lemmy as I thought I would, so I'm requesting applications for new mods! There isn't really anything to do in terms of reactive moderation, there's almost never any reports etc, but a proactive approach to growing the community, encouraging posts, and all that sort of thing would be great.

Let me know below if you are interested!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Mastodon is the federated alternative to twitter.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Should have expected this

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Just a reminder that reporting posts you don't like (or that you disagree with, or that are disagreeing with you) but that do not break any rules is a waste of my time and yours. Downvote and move on. Repeat offenders will be banned.

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Diesel-smelling (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.

Something is afoot.

Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

I've got to be honest that picture is just a pub with books.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

This has good intentions but all this will do is make it so low income people can't travel, and not really affect the rich who are mostly the problem here.

[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago

Ophidascaris robertsi is a roundworm usually found in pythons. The Canberra hospital patient marks the world-first case of the parasite being found in humans.

The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens.

Moral of the story: make sure you wash all the snake shit off your produce and hands before eating.

[-] [email protected] 196 points 2 years ago

Interestingly, these used to be called 'jokes' before memes existed.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

The hilarious thing is you can't post from Sync yet, only comment, so for every post about Sync someone had to use their browser or another app to post it.

[-] [email protected] 148 points 2 years ago

Oh my god it's beautiful. It's so beautiful.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

All Lemmy instances are test environments right now. It's just that lemmy.world is being tested the hardest.

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