Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.
Something is afoot.
Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.
They're doing what??
Hello! Yes I still think that sounds sensible. Let me know if you hear back.
this is dreadful. again
same here - not stuck
it's not stuck is it? doesn't look like it is to me
This is a minor point but on Instagram if you press the logo in the top left you can pick Following and it shows you a chronological timeline of only those accounts you actually follow. Instead of the usual shitshow set of reels.
kimoramay-deactivated20170907
I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto.
The motto was "l hear, I see, I learn" Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "l hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco
wonderfulworldofmichaelford Obserwuj
What the f ck that's the best school motto ever change it back
copperbadge Obserwuj
Your yearly reminder that "l learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno"
Amy 16h @lolennui. bsky. social
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao
Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
Brent @SkyCladBrent:
Imagine there being a website so popular that game console manufacturers put a dedicated button on their controllers to take and post screenshots and then you fuck the website up so much that they disable it
) Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica · May 9:
As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to X (formerly Twitter) from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature. Find out more: ninten.do/6010YVr2a
The hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
spaf @spaf
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I feel like this is the sort of conservation that conservatives should be all about. Rather than conserving wealth.