Bah, why even go to that much trouble when they can just ask AI what the results of an election would be?

That and Quake II are the only console games I've ever sunk an enormous amount of time into.

Even just regular cream cheese. It's $8 for a 12 oz. tub of Philadelphia brand but $1.50 for an 8 oz foil-wrapped blocked of the generic. For years now I've been buying the generic blocks and packing them into old Philadelphia tubs because my parents insist on the name brand. They've never said a word about it.

I'm sure you could make your own whipped cream cheese with a food processor.

At least they didn't use "insurgent" in the headline, I suppose.

There's no such thing as "good genes" and "bad genes". There's just genes, and whether they're good or bad depends on an ever-changing environment. The only real measure of a population's genetic health -- how likely it is to survive far into the future -- is its genetic diversity. With their insistence on "racial purity", racists put themselves into the "loser" category by reducing the genetic diversity of their population. Sorry, farther into the "loser" category.

My favorite shrinkflation is Campbell's soup, particularly their low-sodium offerings. Costs twice as much, comes in a slightly smaller can, and isn't condensed. So you pay five times as much for them to just not put so much fucking salt into their soup in the first place.

There's a good chance Hitler would have won if he hadn't wasted so much time and military assets in North Africa, Southeast Europe and Italy. He would have faced an even larger fraction of the British navy but Germany's navy was already hopelessly outclassed as it was.

Yo.

It's not weird. They and everybody with two connected neurons know the confederate flag really means "I hate black people".

Not even an exaggeration. My parents bought their house in the 1960s for $14K. Their 30-year mortgage went almost to the year 2000 and their monthly payment was fucking $85 the entire time. They sold it fifteen years ago for $190K.

How could you leave out the gas leaks? In every single fucking house he inspects.

The Sopranos did this in one early episode. Dude shoots another dude in a car and is immediately like "FUCK!" and holding his ears. Rest of the series is dudes casually blazing away and "I'm all itchy!"