I accept your invitation!

There are unfortunately plenty of turncoat democrats in both houses ready to prevent anything meaningful from happening even if Democrats win nominal control. Still better than nothing, though, so vote.

My money's on Saudi Arabia. They gave fucking Idi Amin asylum there for over two decades.

This was actually John Hamm's bit, but: nachos seem like a great idea, but you always only get one good nacho, then the rest is either dry chips or a soggy mess.

"Is child rapist" is the free square.

When I took Anthropology courses in college, they were always going on about these statuettes and how they represented a "cult of fertility". Took me years to realize it was just ancient porn.

Toss in the X and LSD that was floating around in the '90s. Also the techno.

Beast is probably the only one who doesn’t have some shadiness going on

I dunno, I'm a bit skeptical about Mythical Kitchen.

I beat the system by skipping the Master's on the way to my PhD and then not getting the PhD in the end. Smoked a hell of a lot of dope, though.

Go forth
Be conquered
Go forth and die

In The Blues Brothers from 1980, John Belushi says "I hate Illinois nazis" and runs them into the river. There wasn't anybody ... anybody ... back then who didn't find that shit funny and well-deserved.

I bonesaw what you did there.