I'm a school bus driver and a couple of years ago I had a cop pass me in the opposite direction when I was stopped with my red flashers and stop sign out and about to let kids out to cross the street. He was face down in his phone. If I hadn't noticed him coming he easily could have hit a kid ... and then I probably would have been arrested.

I'm a school bus driver and every year our boss has to remind us not to use our smartphones while driving the goddamn things. Because every year some of our drivers still do it. Last year one of them actually rear-ended a stopped car at 45 mph while on her phone and somehow still has her job.

I felt like this watching Black Panther. The "bad" guy wanted to give Wakanda's weapons to the oppressed and downtrodden people of the world, and I was like "yeah, sounds good."

I would probably get botox for my chin first and then think about it.

Jury muskification.

I read The Fountainhead my first year in college and thought it was fantastic. Then I recovered from the flu and lost my virginity and thought "what the fuck did I just read?"

Does Texas not have strip clubs?

Next you'll be telling me he didn't invent kites.

No, it's competence that I'm flushing out.

There's actually quite a bit of rust and sludge that I need to get out of the lines in addition to the air. Yes, this system is not long for this world.

Low life expectancy has always been caused mostly by high infant and child mortality

In demography, the life expectancy of a modern population is calculated by fitting a curve to the most recent infant and child mortality (< 5 years old) measurements. Not relevant to ancient Rome, but for the modern world life expectancy is not just heavily influenced by infant and child mortality, but is rather 100% a measure of infant and child mortality.

One reason lead was so plentiful is that a lot of the silver ore in Europe contains a hundred times more lead than silver by weight and the lead has a lower melting point, so the quest for silver produced an enormous amount of lead as a byproduct.

Lol 2. There's also Saudi Arabia, Elon Musk and a bunch of other billionaires. Trump is a corruption drive-thru.