Black Friday is so dead, paleoanthropologists are arguing over whether it was fully bipedal or not.

The constitution does not explicitly say that the Speaker must be a member of congress. However, the Speaker always has been one.

If you view trump as a walking loyalty test, everything starts to make sense.

Peak Cytheria.

My favorite is offering up your daughters to be raped instead of visitors by your neighbors. In the first chapter!

My aunt was a hardcore Christian who thought trump was literally the antichrist. But she loved him for that and voted for him every time. The antichrist is supposed to bring about the end times and she wanted that to happen. These people shouldn't be allowed out of their houses, let alone allowed to vote.

Saudi Arabia. They have a history of being a retirement home for corrupt and morally depraved former national leaders (e.g. Idi Amin), and they already own whatever part of trump Putin doesn't own.

Not far at all from Major Grey's chutney, which goes great with steak.

Do the Tates next!

Let's have Jon Stewart as Speaker of the House.

Honest question. Why would you want “true AI”?

I always viewed it as an engineering challenge, without really seeing or caring about the literally existential threat that it represents. At this point in my life, however, I would not want true AI, as I mentioned in my comment.

Jordan’s pitch will be that new blood is needed and that he specializes in investigations

Yeah, of his own belly button.