Uh ... yuck.

Uh ... he's tall?

I once dungeon-mastered a DnD campaign. For the map I just took a map of North America and rotated it 90°. Not one person noticed.

Thank god for GPS. Even now people keep trying to give me directions and I'm like just shut up, I have a phone that will tell me where to go.

I took piano lessons for many years and I could sight-read sheet music ... sorta. As long as the notes were within the staves, I knew exactly what key to play. It was when notes were above and below the staves that I had to stop and count how many little lines were attached to each note to figure it out. Obviously that messed up my rhythm a bit lol.

I'm a programmer and I've spent thirty years writing music composition software and I never once even thought about incorporating traditional sheet music representation. It's just so clunky and poorly designed for the job. And when you start getting into microtones it's completely hopeless.

Bush II nicknamed him "Turd Blossom" for a reason.

That particular prez also beat the shit out of nazis. As opposed to, you know, hiring them.

Escort carriers?

Hot Dog Self-Harm Assistant

Tej!

"Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind." The Knack described conservatism pretty damn well for 1979.

I had a coworker go on an insane rant about his hatred of EVs after somebody mentioned Teslas. I wound him up even more by saying I'm fine with EVs just not ones built by Nazis.