When you accomplish a victory for humanity and don't even get the royalties.

And those of us with full bladders.

I'm a school bus driver. We are actually trained to push cars the fuck out of the way if they block us from completing a railroad track crossing. I actually ran into this situation my first day of driving training -- I stopped before the tracks, put my emergency blinkers on and opened my door, and a car behind me passed me (which is illegal) and then got stuck on the tracks behind another car. My trainer was like 'GO! HIT HIM!" but I couldn't do it. He was really pissed at me.

I live near a town that has a trolley that runs down the middle of the main (2-lane) street. Because the street has parking on both sides, cars can't get past the trolley in either direction, so you frequently get the hilarity of multiple cars trying to back out of its way to the nearest intersection. But at rush times the parking spots are all full and you get multiple idiots double-parking, which just jams up the entire town. Like, how fucking stupid do you have to be to park on shiny railroad tracks?

You'd be making dollars!

the world doesn’t know him and that’s a large part of his story’s appeal

I mean, that's like the core of almost every superhero's story. They almost all wear masks for that very reason.

I own a 2BR house and it's 650 sq. ft.

That grey laminate flooring pisses me off like nothing else in cheap home remodeling. It's embossed with wood grain but what fucking real wood is grey like that? It's the 2020s equivalent of 1970s faux wood paneling.

Angel Heart was another one. Although I'm so old I don't remember what the plot twist in that movie even was.

may her cunt be dry and itchy

Like an elephant's trunk ... grey and distended.

God damn you all to hell.

Speaking of which, it's pretty wild to imagine that the one part of NYC surviving a thousand years into the future would be a big head made of thin copper sheets attached to an iron frame.

cuckslurp

I would have happily gone a few more days without ever having heard this expression.