I feel like if you looked at a map, you would see what I'm talking about.

Figures that elon fanbois would be all about suction.

Maybe this has been explained, but how was the car able to drive upside-down before the thrusters had been activated? It's not like it was going fast enough for its momentum to hold it there.

southeast India

Southeast India? There kind of isn't a southeast India.

Marvel has clearly shown that in their world mutations just unlock some sort of magic.

This never gets mentioned, but I wonder what responsibility Marvel bears for the generally low level of comprehension in our society of how evolution by natural selection actually works.

Ironically, that is exactly what Visual Basic was good at.

anachronistic makeup/hair styling

I don't know if this is exactly "anachronistic" since the movie is set 20,000 years in the future and who knows, but there's a scene in the second installment of the new Dune where the emperor is surrounded by his Sardaukar soldiers and they all have LA hipster haircuts.

who’s tuned to the news channel

I agree this is rare, but my TV happened to be tuned to CNN on 9/11 when I turned it on around 10:30. I was playing hooky from work and getting high while playing bridge on my computer and nobody had called me. The screen showed a pillar of smoke and the caption said "second World Trade Center tower collapses" and I was like "what fucking movie is this?" Took a while for me to process what was happening.

I lost it during Raiders of the Lost Ark when Indy stowed away on the outside of a U-boat and then rode it like a thousand miles across the Mediterranean or wherever they were. I guess they thought submarines just buttoned up when they left port and nobody ever went outside on the conning tower. And they never dove or anything.

non sequitour

I don't know if this was an intentional typo, but it's great.

My god, next they'll be defending Stalin!

It's even dumber because most life on earth (and presumably in the universe) is single-celled. They generally reproduce so quickly that you'd make up that 50% culling in less time than the fucking movie takes.