Beverley Hillbillies or Beverley Hills 90210? Or even The Hills? I watched The Hills briefly and thought it was pretty good because I thought it was a reality TV show about incredibly vapid young people.

Is this the one from about 20 years ago, or has there been a reboot of the reboot?

I loved the first Star Wars as a kid and also Empire Strikes Back. I was distraught when I learned that George Lucas had planned nine movies in total; the thought of having to wait that long to see them was unbearable. I ended up not particularly caring about Return of the Jedi (the muppet really ruined that movie for me, along with the Ewok "song" at the end). I've still never even seen the prequels, and I only watched the three new ones last year because I wanted to see if they were as bad as everyone said. They were.

It basically pioneered the genre of shallow insecure narcissists clashing with each other and their surroundings

IMHO the real pioneer of this genre was the earlier show Buffalo Bill starring Dabney Coleman. It also happens to be the vehicle that introduced Geena Davis to the world.

What made Seinfeld funny was the situations they set up, like the one where Jerry and George pretend to be the people listed on the sign held up by a limo driver in order to get a free ride home from the airport, only to discover that the people they're impersonating are white supremacists on their way to speak at a rally at Madison Square Garden (for good measure, Kramer and Elaine are at MSG to protest the white supremacists). But watching Curb Your Enthusiasm all these years has made it clear that it was really Larry David that was creating these situations, and his show does it a lot better.

The other thing that made Seinfeld funny was the copious amounts of weed I was smoking at the time. These days, it just isn't really that funny, and the soundtrack just makes it worse. There was never anything funny about Friends. I watched it because I was in love with Courtney Cox.

No, they would bargain hard and insist on an additional $50 billion for ICE training.

Pooh doesn't even have knees!

the $875 million SMART system has helped reroute 180 flights

Hopefully they're not going to count the ones that are rerouted into the ground.

We shouldn't have made fun of the CEO who wanted to use AI to make fake podcasts so he wouldn't have to talk to his children.

Unbelievable ... to think that Coldplay is only one year less relevant.

I'll have the grilled long pig, please.

I used to run past this house with a tiny little terrier sitting in the yard, unleashed. He would start yapping when he saw me and running after me. One time he actually bit my calf, drawing a tiny bit of blood. I stopped and yelled "HEY, YOUR SHIT LITTLE DOG JUST BIT ME!" The owner came out and scooped up his dog and I explained again that it had bitten me. The owner said "no, my little {whatever the fuck his shit dog's name was} wouldn't do that." I showed him the tiny fresh bite and he said there was no proof his dog had done that. I glowered at him and ran on.

A couple of weeks later I ran past the dog walking through a different yard about a quarter mile away. Apparently this little shit liked to just wander free and the owner probably had no clue. I was so ready to just stomp the shit out of it if it attacked me again, but it acted like it didn't even see me. Apparently there's no need to get yappy if it's not your home turf.