There's nothing worse than those gray fake wood interlocking vinyl floor planks.

I live in the Philly area and a long time ago a lot of houses around here were built with curved windows that fit into turrets and cupolas and the like. Even 20 years ago you could still see these windows here and there, but they are completely gone now. You can still see buildings where they used to be, and the replacement flat vinyl windows look like total ass in curved window frames.

My mom taught me ORM. I'd rather have had the SQL mom.

They later added an Anthropologist, who understood that more questions needed to be asked. His first question was "do you want fries with that?"

That's a good Maxim to live your life by.

It's absurd that in 2026 people still believe in Bigfoot ... when it's obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

You can also make banana bread in the bleach dispenser at the same time.

All you really need is to see the Jovian eclipses.

I don't think Uncle Roger has ever said anything good about any iteration of Jamie Oliver.

Hey now, Jamie Oliver made good, ordinary food back then. No chili jam in his fried rice or anything like that. The money and fame made him insane as a chef.

Yes!

Maybe he gave the song to Run The Jewels because he regretted that commercial.