My cousin and her husband have a winter home in Florida. They were considering selling it until COVID. The pandemic forced them into social isolation and they realized that Florida is bearable if you don't interact with any of the people there. Just walk on the beach and have your groceries delivered.
I would pay the kind of money that people pay to go to Disney to not have to go to Disney.
No clue about Plover WI, but Kevin Love is an NBA champion and the nephew of a Beach Boy.
There's also that thing about pretending old family members aren't really dead so they can keep cashing their pension checks.
My cousin collects old Fiestaware and is also a major hypochondriac. I made the mistake of mentioning the radioactive fiestaware thing and she freaked the fuck out. She does not collect it any more.
I feel like the uranium in atomic bombs is also a bit of a health risk.
Not one Mitch Hedberg reference ITT? I am disappoint.
Water may be wet.
I'd go with "The The" except you'd get a copyright strike.
That's a bit unfair. He did struggle to a standing position and then stare like he was trying out a new pair of eyes. I had more fun watching RFK Jr. as the coke was wearing off.
Back in the '80s, trump offered to pay the funeral expenses of a child who had been killed by a bear. He then reneged, naturally enough.
Hey, show some respect for Louisiana in your pantheon of shithole states.