Also contact your state senators.

Sigh. I live in Pennsylvania.

There's a house in my neighborhood that doesn't even have stairs leading to the front door. Like, the door is three feet in the air, no way to actually use it for anything except breaking your ankle while drinking at night.

It is a good way to keep the Jehovah's Witness and the Mormons at bay, to be fair.

Somehow Lowe's only has these things in pressure-treated lumber. So I made my own for my stairs in my basement using regular lumber. And then my basement flooded.

I worked for a tech giant that is a homonym of Sysco. The mandatory security training videos were I shit you not animated cartoon animals. I would be deeply concerned about security flaws in their products, except that I never encountered anyone there that had anything whatsoever to do with their actual products, nor did I encounter anyone who themselves had ever encountered anyone that had anything whatsoever to do with their actual products. This abstraction from the product line was actually a common topic of conversation there among the employees.

I haven't gotten high in more than five years. I miss the social aspect of it more than anything else. It's what made disc golf such a great hobby.

Por que no los dos?

They are completely divorced from reality.

I saw a sticker on an electrical junction box yesterday: "END RACISM AND HATE: stop voting for democrats". Had to rub my eyes and blink a few times.

Speaking as an old white man: I'm sorry. I don't like us either.

I worked for one company that had a CEO like this except he was also a heavy cocaine user. One time we had a client visit our offices for a meeting; we had written software for this client for more than ten years at that point. In the middle of the meeting the CEO wanders in randomly and starts just talking incessantly for 45 fucking minutes straight. Finally he slaps his thighs and says "so, do you think you want to do business with us?" We damn near lost the client over this.

I feel like the main attribute of a CEO or any type of leadership position is having no need or desire for naps. This is why heavy cocaine use is so common among that species. I could never be a CEO, naps are just too important a part of my life.

It's only tiny because they used " instead of ' on the measurements.

I feed my local crows peanuts but they've never left any gifts for me. I thought that they were occasionally leaving berries and robin egg shells for me, but I eventually realized they were just puking that stuff up to make room for the peanuts.