Huh, I still get emails from LinkedIn mentioning how healthy my kidneys are.
People always rip on him squeezing blue milk out of that alien seabird's titties. What got me was the alien seabird turning and staring at Rey while Luke was doing it. Like WTF was that supposed to mean? "This my man, bitch!"
Alas, mom is all "they've done such a great job over the years increasing the value of our portfolio". Bitch, the fucking market went through the roof, that's why your portfolio has done so well. It has nothing to do with Draymond Claims. You were in mutual funds the whole time!
No, I don't actually call my mom a bitch.
We met with my mother's broker a few weeks ago (company rhymes with "Laymond Maims"). My brother expressed his concern about the AI bubble and the broker basically said CEOs are smart people who are legally bound to safeguard their companies and they wouldn't be so heavily invested in AI if there was any chance of its being a bubble.
Just one of the most dumbassed arguments I've ever heard. OK, then how did all the other bubbles in history happen? But it was equally dumbassed of my brother to expect a broker to say anything else. I'll bet he gets a fucking daily memo telling him not to let anybody de-AI their portfolios -- if that's even possible at this point.
I always preferred "when life gives you lemons, jam them up life's tailpipe."
There are also some that do not care if their product even makes it to the destination.
I started buying 50 lb. bags of bread flour from Amazon during COVID. One of the bags was reported as delivered although it never showed up at my house. I went through the claim process and eventually got a new bag for free. Two fucking years later the original bag showed up at my house, with packing tape crudely placed over a couple of large holes. The flour was filled with mouse turds. I wonder what godforsaken corner of an Amazon warehouse that thing was sitting in for so long.
Don't buy everything at the same store. And STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY!
I've seen all this at LiDL.
Department of Just Us
They put the "profa" in "prophylactic".
"That does seem risky. Instead, try adopting him as your official religion but do it by just grafting his surface features onto your religious reverence for your emperor."
I went from mobile apps programmer to school bus driver. 100X happier even if I make 1/6 what I used to.