My DMV is the same. Unfortunately, I own a used school bus that I converted to a motorhome and registered as such. The VIN lookup always flags it as an actual school bus and that makes for giant pains in the ass. So far I haven't been able to get an EZ-Pass device for it because they don't issue them to "commercial vehicles".

Oh, they would care. "Why didn't I get a 13 year old spy?"

At least this is one example where both sides really do suck.

His being a hobbyist helicopter pilot is all anybody needs to know about his wealth level. That shit is not cheap.

“for the Saudi people, not the Saudi government”

Lol, I don't think there even is a "Saudi people". It's just thousands of royal family members and slaves.

I bought my house from a landlord who had been renting it out since the 1980s. It is just staggering what this dude neglected over the years in the name of continuing to make money off the place.

Bourgeoisie Meat Wagon

Yeah it’s for parasitic draw

Lol I can't leave my Z3 in the garage for two weeks without the mechanical clock draining the battery so much the car won't start. I had to install a battery cutoff switch just to keep this from happening.

Friday the 13th fall on a Friday this month.

I did my first programming on a mainframe with punch cards, then migrated to a TI-59. At some point I was typing little games into my friend's VIC-20, and then I got to take my first real programming class in 9th grade using an Apple IIe. I'm not autistic at all, just nerdy as fuck.

I still have the TI-59, buried in a box somewhere.

I've told this story before, but fortunately nobody reads anything I write. I used to work for Comcast, at their HQ in Philly, as a contractor writing mobile apps. One day my boss (from my contracting company) came by my cubicle and said we were going to meet with Time Warner Cable to discuss writing some apps for them. I started to put my coat on but my boss stopped me. We then rode the elevator up to the 16th floor of the Comcast Center where TWC had a suite of offices. This was shortly before the attempted merger between the two companies; I remain surprised that the FCC put the kibosh on it, since the two companies were already effectively merged. I guess sometimes the bribes just aren't big enough.

"Nazi" isn't a gender.