I live near a town that has a trolley that runs down the middle of the main (2-lane) street. Because the street has parking on both sides, cars can't get past the trolley in either direction, so you frequently get the hilarity of multiple cars trying to back out of its way to the nearest intersection. But at rush times the parking spots are all full and you get multiple idiots double-parking, which just jams up the entire town. Like, how fucking stupid do you have to be to park on shiny railroad tracks?

You'd be making dollars!

the world doesn’t know him and that’s a large part of his story’s appeal

I mean, that's like the core of almost every superhero's story. They almost all wear masks for that very reason.

I own a 2BR house and it's 650 sq. ft.

That grey laminate flooring pisses me off like nothing else in cheap home remodeling. It's embossed with wood grain but what fucking real wood is grey like that? It's the 2020s equivalent of 1970s faux wood paneling.

Angel Heart was another one. Although I'm so old I don't remember what the plot twist in that movie even was.

may her cunt be dry and itchy

Like an elephant's trunk ... grey and distended.

God damn you all to hell.

Speaking of which, it's pretty wild to imagine that the one part of NYC surviving a thousand years into the future would be a big head made of thin copper sheets attached to an iron frame.

cuckslurp

I would have happily gone a few more days without ever having heard this expression.

I just browsed /r/nba for basketball news. A couple of days ago they started throwing up unavoidable popup overlays after a few seconds. This was helpful because it made me realize that I don't really give a fuck about basketball news. Buhbye /r/felicia.

I drive a car from 2001, but my parents have new-ish cars that both have backup cameras. I spend most of my time driving them around in their cars, so often when I'm backing up in my own car I find myself staring uselessly at the center console.

Ah, that's the beauty of getting older: eventually you have no friends or family.