That's a good Maxim to live your life by.

It's absurd that in 2026 people still believe in Bigfoot ... when it's obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

You can also make banana bread in the bleach dispenser at the same time.

All you really need is to see the Jovian eclipses.

I don't think Uncle Roger has ever said anything good about any iteration of Jamie Oliver.

Hey now, Jamie Oliver made good, ordinary food back then. No chili jam in his fried rice or anything like that. The money and fame made him insane as a chef.

Yes!

Maybe he gave the song to Run The Jewels because he regretted that commercial.

Four field approach FTW!

Anthropology made me the school bus driver I am today.

Lol meanwhile I have a neighbor who's been driving with his spare tire "donut" for almost a year now.

tronic” meaning “tronic”

No, "tronic" means somebody addicted to '80s animated movies.