I like to think that since she's not in my dimension any more.

Yeah, carrying tiki torches lol.

My cat used to absolutely vanish for hours; I would search every conceivable spot a cat could get into and not find her. Then she would nonchalantly wander into whatever room I was in without a care in the world. This happened even after I moved two different times. I finally concluded that she was just an extra-dimensional being that didn't want to spend all its time in my dimension.

Then one day I was looking for her under my bed and I noticed a slight sagging of the fabric on the underside of the box spring. I poked it and sure enough she gave a slightly annoyed meow. A small corner of the fabric had come loose years before and she had just been crawling up into the box spring the whole time.

self-driving cars

Something I've never understood about self-driving cars is why would you want the expense of owning one if you're not driving it? It's like how rich people used to own expensive cars but employed a chauffeur and never drove themselves.

Crispy Tofu and Veg Stacks with Pea Puree and Lemon Herb Sauce

I hate almost everything in this recipe but somehow it's insanely deliciious.

God Bless Vespucciland

He would put this one with his paintings that never saw the light of day, like "Turn Your Head and Cough".

I'm a school bus driver, in a district where trump is universally despised (in the '24 election Harris signs outnumbered trump signs 30:1 and that's not an exaggeration). In the bus garage, though, the drivers are about 80% trumpers. The commonalities I've noticed in the trumpers are:

• They live elsewhere
• They are older (60+)
• They are in horrible shape, overweight, fucked-up knees, smoking-related illnesses etc.
• They don't have college degrees
• They are amazingly dumb, outside of the lack of education
• They have no sense of humor, do not understand joking or sarcasm
• They drive aggressively, speeding and ignoring stop signs
• They hate black people and Jews

I don't think these observations would surprise anyone.

Those guys just look like they're very pissed-off about mosquitoes.

My school bus driver coworkers like to use "native".

I used to hang out on Plastic circa 2000. In my memory it was basically Reddit with upvoting and whatnot, but maybe I'm misremembering it. It was somehow associated with suck.com which only still exists thanks to the wayback machine.

Ah, no upvoting on Plastic but it was basically Reddit otherwise.

Word up!