Sometimes I scan it and then click the Wikipedia link and it's almost word-for-word the same as the AI summary. "Plagiarism machine" is by far the best description of AI (LLMs, at least).

I had a kid on my school bus ask me what color of braces she should get.

My dentist made impression for two front crowns and sent away to have them made. Meanwhile he made two temporary crowns in-house and glued them in. They looked and felt exactly like the ones that arrived two months later. I dunno.

i mean it’s not alabama or mississippi?

Hey, show some respect for Louisiana in your pantheon of shithole states.

My cousin and her husband have a winter home in Florida. They were considering selling it until COVID. The pandemic forced them into social isolation and they realized that Florida is bearable if you don't interact with any of the people there. Just walk on the beach and have your groceries delivered.

I would pay the kind of money that people pay to go to Disney to not have to go to Disney.

No clue about Plover WI, but Kevin Love is an NBA champion and the nephew of a Beach Boy.

There's also that thing about pretending old family members aren't really dead so they can keep cashing their pension checks.

My cousin collects old Fiestaware and is also a major hypochondriac. I made the mistake of mentioning the radioactive fiestaware thing and she freaked the fuck out. She does not collect it any more.

I feel like the uranium in atomic bombs is also a bit of a health risk.

Not one Mitch Hedberg reference ITT? I am disappoint.

Water may be wet.