I'm a school bus driver and drug testing is a DOT mandatory requirement. Some of the districts around me have a reputation for making sure the "random" tests are only give to the drivers they know will pass, so a driver just has to keep clean long enough to pass the initial screening.

I was a programmer for 25 years and never had a drug test in that time. No employer ever even contemplated doing it. In general, programming high or drunk isn't going to hurt anybody, but I did once have a colleague accidentally shoot a 125 mph knuckleball a foot over a kid's head. He wasn't coding high as far as I know, but he was coding stupid, which is a lot worse.

I've been tested only twice in my life (I'm nearly 60), once while in college for an engineering internship at IBM and once five years ago when I started driving a school bus. I actually failed the IBM drug test (for marijuana) but they just told me to "clean up my act" and gave me the intership anyway. I'm kind of OK with drug testing school bus drivers only because there's not really any way of testing whether or not a driver is currently high. On the other hand, they don't regularly test drivers for alcohol and it's more common than most parents would want to know for drivers to be drunk.

the only thing I noticed was the return of dreams

Same thing happened to me. I quit wake-and-baking about five and a half years ago because I felt it had just taken over too much of my life. Shortly afterward I became a school bus driver, which requires an initial drug screening and then you're subject to random tests thereafter. I'm a little pissed that I've never been selected for the random test, which means I could have been happily puffing away for the last five years.

The dreams are insanely weird and happen every time I sleep, even just a short nap. Most of the dreams are about me messing up driving a school bus and losing my job; one dream was me driving through high school hallways with kids scattering in all directions while thinking I really shouldn't be doing this. I never dreamed at all when I was smoking.

A weave is attached to remnants of real hair. There's no fucking way there's any real hair coming out of that head unless it's his eyebrows, ears or nose.

Universal Basic Bribe

The Republican strategy for decades was to target fifth-grade intelligence. Trump's political innovation was to target third-grade intelligence.

Because he is literally a human loyalty test.

I don’t think the GOP should be allowed to attend any event with a crowd

On the other hand, if this rule had been implemented we'd still have Charlie Kirk with us.

They have like nine different types of eyes. Even that tail is an eye of sorts, covered with photoreceptors.

He never reads it, though. Because the pages are stuck together.

"This is my son Kevlar."