People who ride their bikes on the wrong side of the road, against traffic, are even bigger assholes. And fucking dumb as dirt to boot. The only dumber thing you can do on a bike is to sail through a stop sign or red light without even looking to see if there's any cross-traffic coming.
C'mon, Iowa is least good for potatoes. Or maybe that's corn.
I generally like kids, but that's because I don't have any of my own and as a school bus driver I only have to deal with them in 15-minute doses.
The "running man" hypothesis -- the idea that our ancestors a million or two years ago were casually jogging after prey animals until they dropped from exhaustion due to our supposedly superior endurance -- is utter nonsense. It's absurd on its face and there is absolutely no evidence of any kind supporting it, yet it has become generally accepted as an incontrovertible fact about our past.
The man who initially proposed this idea in the 1960s (Grover Krantz) has become utterly forgotten and is never referenced by the idea's modern proponents, and for good reason: he was better-known as a staunch believer in the existence of Bigfoot. Also, for no reason I've ever been able to figure out, his skeleton and the skeleton of his favorite dog are on display at the Smithsonian.
It's wild how many drivers put their hazards on while driving through a school zone with the school zone sign lit. Unnecessary and illegal. Even more wild is how often school bus drivers do it and then continue driving the normal speed, way above the 15 mph of the school zone limit. It's such a problem that during my school bus driver classroom training I got yelled at for it, even though I've never done it and wasn't even driving a school bus yet.
Drax the Destroyed.
Right, it's also the cost of tattoos.
I was doing my taxes one night on April 15th and while looking for my W2s I found a bag of weed that I had misplaced weeks before. I hadn't smoked since I had lost it so I naturally toked up and completed my tax form (thank god for the 1040-EZ form). Then I drove to a post office that was open until midnight and had a drive-thru lane to accommodate us tax procrastinators. Then I drove through the drive-thru lane twice, each time giving the dude collecting envelopes a "what the fuck are you looking at?" scowl before realizing too late that he had a legitimate reason for looking at me. I managed to hand him my return on the third trip through the line and he just laughed.
They haven’t received their lines yet
This is exactly why trump is saying this shit openly in advance.
he will be prosecuted, and will go to prison for the rest of his life
If it actually came to that (and I don't see why it would) he would flee to Russia or Saudi Arabia before spending a day in prison.
Imagine being so starved for intellectual stimulation that you'd stand and watch a seven-hour Presidential debate. I might possibly be able to do that today, but I would have eaten my own eyeballs by hour three.
The Beatles were the first (or among the first, at least) to heavily utilize multitrack recording and overdubbing. Nirvana wasn't first at anything.