i didn’t tailor the cover letter to the position
You should have printed it out and cut it into the shape of a shirt.
Ya know, it should have been obvious to me that there was a problem like this, since there's always condensation on the lid (which is clear glass for no good fucking reason) after I'm done with a load.
I'm a school bus driver and I get tips from the kids (really, the parents) at Christmas and the end of the school year, usually in the form of gift cards. It's still such a weird concept to me, but the thing I truly appreciate is hand-written (by the kids themselves) cards that express their appreciation and affection. It also saves me from having to go to Target (the most common gift card) and find something there that I actually want.
I have a newer LG washing machine in my house. It smells like the sewage line is backing up into it ... which I know it isn't because it free-drains into a utility sink.
Most houses in my neighborhood have Generacs, natural-gas powered generators that automatically start up when the power goes out. They're quite noisy, so I can immediately tell if it's a neighborhood-wide outage without even going outside.
Ah yes, the generation of super rich fucks who were happy to have children mangled in the machinery of their textile factories had "noblesse oblige."
Because it's run by fucking idiots with MBAs who have no connection whatsoever to the company's profits and losses.
The girls that lived across the street from me had an Easy-Bake oven. Even as a kid I knew those little cakes were fucking terrible. I ate them anyway. Thank god for LED lightbulbs.
Shit, I could eat a pound of bacon while standing at the stove frying a pound of bacon.
Shit, in my fat phases over the years I would eat in the neighborhood of 6000 calories a day (I would be literally gaining a pound a day since that's 3500 calories over my normal daily intake). It's easy to do when you can basically inhale a box of Little Debbie's zebra cakes in one sitting. It never really occurred to me that I was literally risking immediate death from this behavior.
At LiDL or Aldi an 8 oz. brick of cream cheese is like $1.50, so a little less. What blows my mind is that a 16 oz. plastic tub of cream cheese is like $8 at most places. Like, why the fuck does the plastic tub make it 5X as expensive?