Logic just doesn't work on her. That's a big part of what makes trumpers ... special.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I happened to look up Emeril Lagasse today and I was assuming he's in the vicinity of 90 now. Turns out he's actually only 66, which is incredible. Celebrity chefhood hasn't helped him out at all.

secondary language is optional and frequently opted-out in some cultures

When I (United Statesian) went to college, I was able to take a programming class (in Pascal) and use that to satisfy the foreign language requirement for graduation. Just absolute nonsense.

My dad's HS yearbook had Burt Reynolds in it, which was about a 4/10 on the excitement scale. No mustache, for whatever that's worth.

There's a sketch in Family Guy where Abe Lincoln confronts his neighbor about his un-mowed yard and the neighbor says "yeah, I used to have a guy for that".

I still can't get past my coworker who hates immigrants because (according to her) they're unvaccinated and spread disease. And she's also antivax.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They do restrict airflow, so if you suck the same way on an unfiltered cig it'll fuck you up. But if you think they make you less likely to get cancer or lung disease, there's absolutely no evidence of that.

I'm a school bus driver! It's a great gig because on school days I have plenty of time for a 25 mile ride between my morning and afternoon runs, and on weekends and in the summer I have enough time for a 50 every morning.

Maybe you could tow your kids in one of those deathtraps some people use? I dunno, kids always look so fucking miserable in those things.

Ironically, Marlboro started out as a brand targeted at women (which was true of all the original filtered cigarettes). It was only later rebranded for macho men.

Lot of fun facts about filtered cigarettes, like the fact that they don't filter shit and are actually just filled with chemicals that turn them brown when exposed to smoke so that people think they're doing something. Also fun: the earliest filters contained asbestos.

What is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?

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