For me it's the heartburn and the hiccups. My mouth and anus can take the hottest peppers in the world, the rest of me really can't.

A couple of years ago I grew some habanero peppers in my garden. One of the plants had been mislabeled, however, and turned out to be carolina reapers. Eating them didn't feel like normal hot peppers -- it felt like I had been punched hard in the lips.

My problem was always that I don't need eight fucking croissant rolls at one time. And those things are inedible except when they're fresh out of the oven. One of the grocery stores near me briefly sold half-sized tubes of them which was great, but the price was higher than the regular size.

It just says use a spoon, it doesn't say to use the tip. I've always pushed the rounded bottom of the spoon against the crease. If you were supposed to use the tip, you could just use a knife.

No cat taxation without cat representation.

Clicks Communicator BB clone

What I miss about Blackberry is the trackball. Touchscreens are fine for what they are, but the BB trackball allowed pixel-perfect precision pointing -- it was worth it having to clean the lint out of it every so often.

I don't miss the 16-bit graphics, though.

Yo, you might want to read the original post lol.

It's all water under the dam.

What's sauce for the goose is good for General Motors.

I accept your invitation!

There are unfortunately plenty of turncoat democrats in both houses ready to prevent anything meaningful from happening even if Democrats win nominal control. Still better than nothing, though, so vote.

My money's on Saudi Arabia. They gave fucking Idi Amin asylum there for over two decades.

This was actually John Hamm's bit, but: nachos seem like a great idea, but you always only get one good nacho, then the rest is either dry chips or a soggy mess.