Better than what my mom told my depressed teenage ass: "not every one can be happy" and "suicide is something weak cowards think about". Thanks mom.

we didn't hear the part about how that teacher lost the farm due to an elaborate revenge plot where they gave the husband colon cancer and seduced the son

Don't forget - you were also BORN into a once in a generation economic crisis: The savings and loan crisis of the 1980s and 1990s was the failure of approximately a third of the savings and loan associations in the United States between 1986 and 1995. These thrifts were banks that historically specialized in fixed-rate mortgage lending.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_loan_crisis

Is that a DC or Marvel Superpower? Introducing…THE ESTIMATOR!

Nutty Buddy

Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,

What do you get when they push it through?

A fractured nation, torn apart,

A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

a little operant conditioning when we're short on time and long on baseball bats

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This sounds like an Onion article headline

Quiet. Quiet....

Gotta smash the pottery as well for rupees/yen