ScrotusMaximus

joined 6 months ago

USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

Mirror Mirror... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That’s why the mirror ended up in jail: for targeting the protected class

Blessica Blimpson in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

A perfectly cromulent name.

:I'm paying both sides so that i always come out on top: in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

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me_irl in c/[email protected]

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Beware Hollywood’s digital demolition: it’s as if your favourite films and TV shows never existed in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Your honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Go away. Baitin!!

living the dream in c/[email protected]

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Mondays with Rickbert and Mortfield

why isn't it ok? why???? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

journalctl --cumdump

How are people dealing with senior pets when they live alone? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Went through something similar with my 17 year old cat. They hide their suffering so well but I could tell at the end he wasn’t having a good quality of life. My elder parents he was living with couldn’t bring themselves to make the call so I made the tough but necessary decision to humanely release his spirit from the failing meat machinery. Rest in peace Boots and thanks for taking care of mom and dad for me.

How can I configure 2FA so I won't get locked out of all my accounts if the Mossad detonates my smartphone? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I’ve been using 2FAS that allows sync between my android and apple phones. If I make any changes I export an offline backup copy to a usb flash drive.

Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

This sounds like an Onion article headline