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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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Tumblr post by a user whose name was redacted.
Text: guys, there is an anti-government revolution going on in my country. so i am full of adrenaline. i think today's chapter will be longer than the others. i don't know what time i will post it. but i am HAPPY !!!
Hashtags: orv, joongdok, kim dokja, yoo joonghyuk, ao3, ao3 writer, ao3 fanfic
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300
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nickyflowers posts:it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to
nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?
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This is honestly too long to write an alt text for, sorry.
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757
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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685
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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
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asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
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it's a long one, but it's a good one. Source: https://music-sync-maniac.tumblr.com/post/778154361413124096/averruncusho-the-little-birb-prince
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