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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Keep in mind that owls are notoriously stanky

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry but I do not see how this is linked to the question of white genocide. Please remember that this is a serious and complex topic, it is really no laughing matter. I choose to treat it with the gravity it deserves, while questioning both narratives on the issue.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ok groKKK is fucking hilariouSS

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I don't think anything can smell as bad as Asmongold

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

owls: clean themselves daily by preening, bathe in shallow bodies of water

asmongold:

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I’ve worked with all kinds of owls. Screech owls, Great Horned Owl, Burrowing owls…none of them are stinky when they’re not covered in shit.

Asmongold by a fucking nautical mile

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Screech owls are also cute as heck

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Screech and burrowing owls are the absolute cutest. Took care of two old ladies and they were mind numbingly adorable

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

It's a tough competition

Have you ever used a dead rat as an alarm clock because when the light hit it long enough it stank enough to wake you from your slumber. Or did you wipe your rotten bleeding gums blood on the walls.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Ass man goul.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Do you hoard dead rats? If not, then I think you are good.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Have you heard of owl pellets?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I've dissected them before and they were odorless. I dunno if that was some kind of special cleaning done beforehand, but they didn't smell when you opened them. It was like someone tangled up a bunch of bones in a cotton ball and dipped it in tar.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's because they're pretty much down to bones and keratin. Anything that could putrify has already been scoured off by the bird's stomach acids and enzymes.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

dirt owl > asmon > shitbird

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

where does bmf fit in?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Here's the difference: A rodent will only last a few seconds/minutes in an owl's nest.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The only time I think about Asmongold is whenever other people see fit to bring him up for some inexplicable reason. And even then it's for about 3 seconds, in which my brain says "who cares" and then I go back to eating corn soup chips.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

and then I go back to eating corn soup chips.

What is that? Is it like corn chips you dip in soup?

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