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I'm guessing it's in reaction to this thread: https://hexbear.net/comment/6153600
Lots of people making posts in response to other posts lately...
We had a struggle session over this like years ago and one person took it really personally
who the fuck is scraeming "WIPE YOUR ASS" outside my bathroom door. show yourself, coward. i will never wipe my ass
BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
I knew a guy who adamantly said you dont need to wipe after every shit
He smelled like shit
Wait wat did i miss while i was at work today
Thesis: wiping your ass
Antithesis: not wiping your ass
Synthesis: using a bidet
How dare any of you wipe your ass with anything but water. I will adventurism you so hard if I find out that any of you are using feudal paper based methods.
i wipe my ass with mountain dew baja blast
feels like really asinine arguments have been popping up with increasing regularity lately.
watch
poor reading comprehension and reactive attitudes can explain most of it but yeah - .-
ummmm touching ur ass is gay
in the year 12025 white people are still struggling with the concept of hygiene 
America's top political streamer uses a dead rats stench to wake up and eats bread with maggots in it
How dare you attack the practices of the nurgleite faith! Its a growing community worldwide!
Weak bait, 4/10, does not even mention me in it.
tankie idiot wants me to wipe my ass and go to bed on time. literally fascism
To be fair, people stuck in a tank together have good reason to worry about the hygenie of others
cant stand a bit of dingleberry can you? weak tankie
do people really not wipe their asses (or use like a bidet or jump in the shower or hit their butthole with a power washer)
it's gay to touch your own butt 
pressure washing my asshole to prove I'm a real man
Bidets are the shit when it comes to shit.
Do not wipe your ass.
Gently dab it dry after having power washed it.
Fuck that. Power wash it twice, chill for 10 seconds, pants back on
They're so good. Went on a trip to Japan and was an instant convert (although to be fair I always thought they sounded great)
This post is literally about me though
I will never wipe my ass 
This is @[email protected] slander
True comrades wipe each others asses
Thank god I'm a lib
I will never wipe (bidet gang)
I tell my 4 year old this all the time.
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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