I'm done chat. I'm fucking done.
Hold up, Let them Cook.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Smh, just cook the damn 
π«, Dirt Owl
Aren't uncooked beans poisonous to humans as well?
hemagglutinin? sounds fake as fuck you going to believe that
she hema on my glut till inin
Sounds WOKE 
hemagglutinin DEEZ BEANZZ
Owls can have little a beanis. As a treat.
insects
staaaaare
You will eat bugs and you will like them.
Hexbear bout to see what a real struggle session looks like
How do I start a struggle session? I fear for my life
Would you like a lifetime supply of tasty bran?
All that I require is that you break the volcel pledge enough for daily egg laying to occur
Look, I found some tasty berries for you. You can eat those instead of me!
More leftist infighting smh
while cooked beans can be a safe treat
Not all hope is lost...
You may still be able to survive on Bri*ish baked beans
are your pellets full of refried beans?
Not allowed to eat beans and feeling betrayed by nature, Dirt owl becomes the Antibeanis 
and swears to get revenge on the world in a very jrpg villian way.
What would my jrpg battle boss theme be?
Unclear but pretty sure you have to go live in Avingon.
gourmet race: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-FJ2AN8UP0
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Dirt owl is an antibeanis revisionistππ
beanis music stops
I am now trying to imagine what beanis music sounds like and all I can imagine is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fS42OoTP8
Why does this song go so hard?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
hexbear.net in absolute shambles
So that's why you fart so much
This is disgusting anti bean propaganda
I'm still not sharing my jelly beans, especially since you declared war on fake news.
Keep your jelly beans, you'll need them soldier
owls can have little a beans, as a treat