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[–] coolusername@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

NFTs made me dislike humanity more as a whole. A large percentage of influencers were using them to scam the public.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

tfw what you purchased was not an ape, nor an image of an ape, but a claim to a link to an image of an ape

[–] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Probably should have just downloaded the image.

This is such an obvious thing to happen, I can't spend a hundred bucks without looking into it, let alone a million

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

:cassandra-flummoxed:
> trend has obvious flaw
>
> flaw leads to inevitable conclusion
> surprise

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 84 points 1 week ago (7 children)

They weren’t putting the image’s base64 encode on the blockchain or something like that? Just a URL?

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yes. It's too expensive to put the actual image on the blockchain so they just put the urls

immutable ledger my ass

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[–] spectre@hexbear.net 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep people were clowning on it from day 1 for this exact reason

[–] fox@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, among other reasons you could also put exactly the same image onto the chain as often as you wanted because there's no actual relationship between the NFT functionality and whatever it was linking to or defining.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could also copy and paste it for free

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Moxie Marlinespike had a good bit where he sold nfts that would change to the poop emoji

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 67 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Are we back to laughing at people who believe in IP now?

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (6 children)

We never should have stopped

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want them to sue and be ruled against because the URL to the dead jpg still exists.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Legally you only own an entry in a distributed ledger that contains the value "https://dumbassclub.scam/18e67ddf-8469-404c-9820-0eab4631c905.jpg".

pronounjak-rage

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not even really clear if you own that much. What rights would ownership of an entry in a ledger even confer?

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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is just like when my parents sold my beanie babies at a garage sale. Had my shit all figured out. The babies. Pokemon cards. I was gonna live large but look at me now

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pokemon cards are still out there selling for obscene amounts of money. Beanie babies, not so much.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

(Image is legible when opened in new tab)

E) also, underrated subtle detail is the ex-husband representing himself vs the ex-wife who hired a lawyer for the "divvying up the stuffies" civil case

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Maple the bear was the first to go

One of the worst #1 picks of all time. Like when the Clippers took Michael Olowokandi over Vince Carter, Dirk Nowitzki, and Paul Pierce in '98

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is one of the funniest things this site has shown me

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I been keeping this one in my back pocket for years :smuglord:

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If I were that judge I would quit on the spot. It would send me into an existential crisis about what this society is and how many years of education and training were undertaken for this moment.

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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You see any of those videos where adult children were storming costcos to fight over a pallet of cards? Just omg living in this country is a daily humiliation ritual

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[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

Right click --> save enjoyers vindicated again

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

clueless Now that they don't exist, the law of supply and demand demands that my NFTs are infinitely valuable

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

I was having a bad until I read this postdata-laughing

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 week ago

They got funged

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

Even if you did the good old "right-click, save" trick them as the owner and you still have your image on your hard-drive, if the link is dead then you can't prove that your specific image of a baboon's ass is linked into that nft that is supposed to be worth X amounts of fiat.

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Oh, this person is genuinely sad about this and big into crypto and username is literally NFT “PicturesOnBlockchain”. The cognitive dissonance has not hit them that the whole thing is a grift and this isn’t a single solitary unfortunate incident.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he forgot about his slurp juice

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[–] shallot@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Should have used the slurp juice smh

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

most logical economic system

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Such a simpler time. When a Paris Hilton could go on Jimmy Fallon and show him her ape. It aged like bejeweled Von Dutch trucker hats.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Those things have the possibility of coming back, unlike a deleted jpg

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

They also provide shade unlike a jpg

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Not if I downloaded it first…

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

rare

wym "rare" you can literally reupload the same picture into a new NFT

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

hey its the thing that was extremely obviously going to happen happening

[–] buh@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

push me to the ETH

all my apes are dead all-my-apes-gone

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