Anon lives with his sister : greentext

[+] TheBat@lemmy.world 206 points 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 112 points 2 years ago

You know, I actually believe this one.

Totally gay though.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago

Anon has a boy friend.

Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

What if he showers in between?

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[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 15 points 2 years ago

Right?

Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

Fake: anon doesn't have a sister

Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

You've been missing out, homie .

https://youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

WHAT

I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 147 points 2 years ago

Red Dead Cock Block

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

DLC?

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

"unwed nightmare"

[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 69 points 2 years ago

Isn't there more to this one? Why is it cut off

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 103 points 2 years ago

Found the rest

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't know what to do next

next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

It's only considerate.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I thought that's what was going to happen in this one.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!

As a side note, RDR2 deserves a 'GTA VI' more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can't speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it's essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.

Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series...

That's why I consider it underappreciated.

Edit: also to add, RDR2 is to RDR1 what GTA V is to GTA IV.

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 9 points 2 years ago

I think not having an online component is a feature there.

GTA lives of the story and dense world. Online is just mayhem, which is fun for a bit, but gets bland quickly.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If we're talking about GTAO, I agree. However I have a different opinion about RDO, it had the potential to be less of a griefer cesspool than GTAO, but Rockstar had even less motivation to prevent cheating than they did in GTAO, so...

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

....is my math fucked up or are two and six the same thing these days? Seems they'd need a few more before they get to "VI."

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Ohh no. This guy doesn't know about the new math. Should we tell him?

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Im so confused 😭😭

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[-] match@pawb.social 44 points 2 years ago

sleep with the guy tbh

[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Sounds like they have a lot in common... it's a nice meet cute.

[-] d41@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago

I used to torture my sister's boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

fake: anon lives with a woman

and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister's dates to have fun with them

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago

Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

this guy just hasn't figured out he's jesus

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

"Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed."

Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂

[-] nl4real@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago

Invite the guy round, obv.

[-] ne0n@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid

[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren't embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren't doing it right.

[-] ne0n@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Can we stop sex shaming people?

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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Games before dames

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago

OP lost me at that "whore talk" bullshit

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

It's 4chan; the fuck did you expect?

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

It's always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it's new, why are you even reading greentexts then?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.

This comment sums them up so swiftly it's almost art.

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Man I want what you're smoking

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Anon has a special stepbrother.

[-] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago

Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

"incounter"

[-] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Anon has learning disabilities, can't even write basic sentences without fucking up both grammar and spelling. Anon is dumb as fuck.

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