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[+] 206 points 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 112 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You know, I actually believe this one.

    Totally gay though.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Anon has a boy friend.

    Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Isn't there more to this one? Why is it cut off

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  • [–] [S] 103 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!

    As a side note, RDR2 deserves a 'GTA VI' more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    Can't speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it's essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.

    Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series...

    That's why I consider it underappreciated.

    Edit: also to add, RDR2 is to RDR1 what GTA V is to GTA IV.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think not having an online component is a feature there.

    GTA lives of the story and dense world. Online is just mayhem, which is fun for a bit, but gets bland quickly.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    If we're talking about GTAO, I agree. However I have a different opinion about RDO, it had the potential to be less of a griefer cesspool than GTAO, but Rockstar had even less motivation to prevent cheating than they did in GTAO, so...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    ....is my math fucked up or are two and six the same thing these days? Seems they'd need a few more before they get to "VI."

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    I used to torture my sister's boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    fake: anon lives with a woman

    and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister's dates to have fun with them

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    this guy just hasn't figured out he's jesus

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed."

    Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Invite the guy round, obv.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    “whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Can we stop sex shaming people?

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    OP lost me at that "whore talk" bullshit

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's 4chan; the fuck did you expect?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Anon has a special stepbrother.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    "incounter"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Anon has learning disabilities, can't even write basic sentences without fucking up both grammar and spelling. Anon is dumb as fuck.

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