you can almost hear them seething.
crawancon
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well there's like... a broken toilet and cigarettes are really expensive...man!
but once there is a big pond with a lot of fish, there will be sharks.
to make sure of it.
OKAY
THANK FUCKING YOU FOR THAT INSIGHT.
I'M NOW SORT OF GLAD I ASKED, MAGGOT. BUT FOR REAL THANKS AND SORRY ABOUT THAT MAGGOT THING. I WAS TRYING TO SOUND HARDCORE. WHICH I TOTALLY FUCKING AM.
WHY ARE WE YELLING THOUGH
interesting observation
oh good, whew, now all we have to do is find someone and get their something!
ez pz
wait what? American pie is good but Deadpool is childish ?
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thanks mate, didn't think to actually Google it (I thought it was gonna be some made up rizz rizz fr fr skibiti toilet shit)
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I would use my human strengths and lure them out in waves by speed walking/jogging into middle of fields or similar open areas. regardless I would get them away from trees or other things they could use to jump down onto me. once I level their attacks to the ground, there I would kick and stomp my way to an endurant victory as they'd surely use some energy to escape where hopeful other predators are there to claim there symbiotic prize.
This strategy would likely work against 10-20 at a time. a few waves of them before I am cut down. guessing / hoping for 100 but probably only make it to 50.
if I really got into a squirrel stomping rhythm I bet I could get triple digits.
ok I've now given too much thought to this today. edit: now I'm picturing listening to slayer's war ensemble and just thrashing squirrels around like a mosh pit of guts and chaos.