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Factual and homosexual?
You know, I actually believe this one.
Totally gay though.
Anon has a boy friend.
Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.
Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy
What if he showers in between?
No, not his boyfriend. His boy friend.
And it's only RDR2, if there's any sloppy stuff that's a whole other game.
Horse anus bringing bros together
Right?
Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything
Fake: anon doesn't have a sister
Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number
Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.
You've been missing out, homie .
https://youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg
WHAT
I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!