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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon lives with his sister (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[+] TheBat@lemmy.world 206 points 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 112 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You know, I actually believe this one.

Totally gay though.

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Anon has a boy friend.

Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

What if he showers in between?

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

No, not his boyfriend. His boy friend.

And it's only RDR2, if there's any sloppy stuff that's a whole other game.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago

Horse anus bringing bros together

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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 15 points 2 years ago

Right?

Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

Fake: anon doesn't have a sister

Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You've been missing out, homie .

https://youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

WHAT

I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!

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