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I too could not help myself
"Fuck no" I say to myself, as I click the link anyway.
Simple explanation is that that the bitly link redirect expired and someone made it redirect to a different website.
specifically pump.fun which is pretty funny ngl
and doing it all on twitter? also pretty funny
for when it gets taken down.
His expression and posture make it look like he's nudely complaining to a manager who is pepper spraying him
If real, is this the first time a president's genitals have been publicly seen like this? Or a head of state's in general for that matter?
Edit: Fortunately/unfortunately, it appears to be a lookalike hired by an artist
That raises further questions. How did a look a like's penis end up in an 11 year old tweet on Don Jon's Twitter account?
Didn’t LBJ whip his out all the time?
So, I saw that for nothing?
What would you gain if this were the true First Penis?
Enlightenment. 
where we're going we don't need eyes to see
What a day to have a visual cortex and a memory. 
Iirc this was an impersonator? Or maybe it's a wax replica?
Probably one of the Madame Tussauds. Although you'd think they wouldn't do the entire body in detail so idk. Just some intentional art piece or whatever.
I don't get it how does this exist
Hog posted
Well we've been asking for more posting hog but this is ri-dick-ulous
Ow my sides
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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