cops also recently killed the commet pizza shooter
No shit really? Hell yeah
No look closer. This is literally the same guy
no I'm pretty sure that guy was in prison during january 6 and he's been dead for a few weeks.
“Our condolences go out to the family of the deceased as any loss of life is traumatic to those that were close to Mr Huttle,” Sheriff Patrick Williamson said in a statement.
Bet you $5 they wouldn't be saying that if he was black.
Whats the purple heart equivalent for these guys? Those golden stars they give kiddies? Maybe trump can give him one posthumously
I will not give him a star sticker.
He's not even on the reward chart for our class.
He goes to a different school.
Ms. Frizzle has spoken!
The following isn't nearly as funny but we could start a recidivism tally for January 6th pardoned chuds ~~who have been rearrested / shot / killed / etc.~~
Another January 6 participant who was pardoned last week was rearrested on federal gun charges. Daniel Ball of Florida was detained for an illegal firearm possession charge, a case that predated but emerged from his involvement in the 2021 Capitol insurrection.
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Writing is rewriting.
Wasn't there a Jan 6 guy killed by police a couple weeks ago? I think it was before the pardons, but still.
Was that the pizza gate guy? The TCU (Trump Cinematic Universe aka Trump Chud Universe) is way too big for me to keep straight.
Oh shit it was. Still basically the same. He got out of jail somehow.
It was back in 2016. He got sentenced to four years and was out in time for the inauguration, so he could get arrested again.
And subsequently killed by police, which is objectively the funniest way for these dorks to go out
I think it was before the pardons
If so - he will be awarded ½ of a Trump Best Gold Star.
imagine being pardoned in a once-a-lifetime event by a newly re-elected president, only to bodge it a week later.
Cops gone woke
Jaguars ate his face
We ain't gotta do shit anymore comrades, the snake is eating it's own ass. 
he was no angle
And he was very acute 😞
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lmao
Oh no... anyway.
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