chapotraphouse

god I'm so fuckin sick of libs

the world is burning down around you and you're aggressively playing a kazoo at the people denying your mom a hospital bed while she dies of cancer

useless fucking shitlords

So this is the libs' version of a protracted people's war against a hostile government. Neat.

I thought there would be a lib January 6th, but they've found a way to be even more lame.

When your lips are numb from all the kazooing, you barely even feel the boot in your mouth.

I just want to watch a Trump insanity supercut. Like a 2 hour version. Maybe pee on a flag.

The libs better not fucking ruin kazoos for me. There's some much folk punk and old timey shit with kazoos that I love.

"Stay tuned for more"

inb4 lib infighting over whether to boycott the whole coverage or to tune in to the hours of bullshit analysis over the colour of shoes drumpf wears because CNN needs to be supported in its mission to hold the conservatives to account !!!!

hashtag resistance libs dusting off the pussy hat.

Trump will hear the kazoos, turn to his assistant, and ask "wait, I'm stars war?". At that moment he will resign and take Jimmy Carter's place in the pantheon of wholesomeness.

Tommy's eyes widen as he slowly lowers the drinky from his lips

"this.. is .. heckin amazeballs!"

Nance is a natsec guy and to build up his natsec cred with flag-waving he joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion.

Malcolm Nance

2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

On April 18, 2022, Nance revealed that he had joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion in March 2022. In an interview with Michael Harriot of The Guardian, Nance alluded to African-American military aviator Eugene Bullard's service in the French Foreign Legion to his service in Ukraine, hoping to inspire "African Americans and young Americans who have been in the military" and describing the International Legion as "the pantheon of the defense of democracy in the defense of Ukraine".

Also hand out flyers of the Pied Piper memo so every knows who is responsible for

Let's imagine thousands of people show up and start playing the imperial march on kazoos. It's going to sound like the lamest vuvuzelas and it's just going to be a single drowning note.

Orchestra conductors exist for a reason.

holds up spork

if you like your twitter handle uhhh you can keep it

The first two things they should already be doing all the time. It would actually be funny if there was a way to make the inauguration crowd small af, but funny is all it would be. The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it

We've tried nothing, and we're out of ideas.