how do you spend over half a billion on a wedding? did he buy the entire city of aspen and surrounding mountains?

How in the fuck do you even spend $600M on a wedding? It's a truly mind-boggling amount.

Death to all billionaires.

Humans are feckless creatures for allowing it to get to this point. Like seriously what the actual fuck, how do we let these people exist

Mario Lopez has the chance to do something very funny.

Rich people have no souls, change my mind.

Unrelated to anything in the article, but I know commercially available drones are programmed to shut down when entering restricted airspace. I wonder if they're programmed to shut down close to any sort of civilian stuff like a large crowd, or a place someone would want to keep private?

if we're going for lore accuracy they'd be the Mangione brothers, meaning their name would be Mangione Mangione

i thought they married years ago

i can't imagine how much of that $600 million will go toward security

that's a hitman level for sure

She likes him for his body

My first thought was something about the guy from Saved By The Bell, then I realized that wasn’t it.

How much paperwork is she signing before hand? I have to imagine a ton of lawyers, and paperwork involved here. Not that I care beyond the superficial, but involving what they have to involve to get hitched doesn’t sound fun. Like, let’s spend the rest of our lives together fun, or even let’s make a mistake in Vegas right now kind of fun. But whatever, I’m terrible at making relationships work so wtf do I even know.

https://snowbrains.com/photos-over-150-people-evacuated-from-winter-park-co-gondola-after-operational-malfunction/

Put them on this ride then shoot a stinger missile at it.

Lots of hidden places around there, with beautiful overlooks.

if your nuptials didn't take place astride matching albino white elephants, is your love even sanctified?

Letsa Go!