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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk but I bet it's more than a hitman would charge and still wouldn't be able to stop a hitman. I very much doubt we'll see headlines about a hitman getting arrested or killed at this wedding. Maybe a lone wolf conservative with bad aim, but not an actual contract killer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I feel a hitman wouldn't choose the $600 million dollar wedding as the moment to strike.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

~~What are contract killers even up to then?~~

it's probably creating tragedies in the Middle East and Africa as mercenaries for the US military.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, Crocus hall terrorists were just mercs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In ~~1972~~ 2024, a crack commando unit was ~~sent to prison~~ given commendations by a military court for a crime they ~~didn't commit~~ definitely committed. These men promptly ~~escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground~~ went to a party thrown in their honor at Los Angeles City Hall. Today, still wanted by the government so they can commit more warcrimes they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire The A-Team.