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The Chemistry Understanders have made a chart!

You know what is certainly pretty dangerous and comes with health risks? Fucking mining! So even if these crunchy fascists were right about the chemistry part, it shows they're totally fine if someone else suffers long term health reprocussions

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Asbestos must be safe because it's mined naturally from the ground blob-no-thoughts

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it's the lab synthesized chemicals made specifically for human consumption in a controlled environment that's toxic, everything in nature evolved specifically for human consumption, like datura.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If God didn't want me to snort it he wouldn't have put it on the earth. GIVE ME YOUR CONSTRUCTION DUST NOW

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Arsenic is natural to

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its great fun to play with too!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

legalize asbestos. its from da earf man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

is asbestos illegal though? i know you cant put it in buildings as insulation anymore, but is there a law against buying and eating some?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yeah bro the government banned it because if you snort asbestos it opens up your third, fourth, and fifth eye and you can see through all the government lies they don't want you seeing through. like about how war is bad and all that junk you know? if the government catches you snorting abs (that's what we call it in the community) you get the death penalty. i just snorted some a few minutes ago, and i'm pretty sure the government is stalking me. they send "people" "walking their dogs" "looking normal" down my street a couple times a day to intimidate me. the funniest part is, these people walk into houses that are right down the street from me, so it's obvious the government put them there because i was getting too informed from snorting abs.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

RIGHT!?

Like the mined talc from mines that had trace amounts of naturally occurring asbestos and is causing tons of ovarian cancers.

Lab made chemicals would have avoided that entirely.___

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh god it even has a dose of the PH grift.

Reminder that your body is not supposed to be alkaline and will just turn alkaline water into a neutral pH.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

actually The normal pH of most tissues is around 7.2-7.8, which is slightly alkaline.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Watch Andromeda Strain you fools!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I know it’s just a meme, but every time I see DHMO I think of heavy water.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

DHMO can cause asphyxiation if inhaled, and in its crystalline form, can cause your car's tires to lose traction. It should be banned!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Um are we forgetting that DHMO has a 100% fatality rate after exposure? It can take a lot of years to manifest, but there’s never been a case of someone surviving after being exposed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Everything and everyone that has come into contact with DHMO has died after ingesting it. We need to shut it down until we can figure out what's going on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

DHMO asphyxiation is the leading cause of death amongst sailors in the US Navy. Support our troops and write to your senators to ban DHMO today!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm guessing alcohol related illnesses are way higher than drowning for navy guys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I looked it up before making the comment and the first result said it was drowning while on duty and car wrecks off duty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Damn really? Just stay on the boat. Aldo are these results bases on the full history of the navy? Cause ww2 might skew those stats. The navy hasn't really many boats attacked afterwards. And they're big boats. Should be easy to remain on em. Considering car wrecks are the main off duty I'd have to say alcohol is still the overall culprit here.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I tried baking soda once but the can exploded

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chemical baking soda

Oh no! Those dastardly molecules!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Molecule. It's just the one

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was made in a lab! And we are all eating it!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think SpongeBob BC puts this whole issue to rest in an historical materialist context:

https://youtu.be/pAuZ56xsGPM

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did we just witness the birth of a new site tagline?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Only if the YouTube reply bot gets included too

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the chemical baking soda

My guy, everything is a chemical

kril-drained

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dont use the 99.9% pure, well regulated product! Use the stuff we found in the dirt instead.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

People who are worried about chemicals in their food trying as hard as they can to eat the most chemically uncertain food possible is a huge part of white culture. It's part of the whole creepy obsession with nature and purity being the same thing and it's no good folks. It's stinkin thinkin. Only leads down really really bad roads.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Safe for consumption"

"Toxic"

MOTHERFUCKER IN WHAT DOSE

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Where my mind went with this:

"Safe for consumption"

"Toxic"

Eating seeds as a pass time activity

The toxicity of our baking soda

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MOTHERFUCKER IN WHAT DOSE

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

lol I'm the most nature-woo-intangible-health-benefit person on this site and this is pure headcanon

nobody was consuming baking soda 10,000 years ago, you're not "adapted" to it in subclinical ways that science can't measure.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

I think the Great Chinese empires of the time were right in calling Westerners barbarians.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What the fuck is Naturally Alkaline.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Fake redpill hippie nonsense. This is far from what I know about but really close to one of my best friends who woul for sure tell you the full details. Essentially they don't believe in the ph balance that is no4mal.for mammals. They're wrong and weird af

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta be real, I didn't know baking soda could be mined until now. Based just on thst description I'm pretty sure I could Walter white that shit up outdoors with a campfire. Carbon loves bonding.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Bob's Red Mill guerrilla marketing campaign.

edit: this was a bit.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They're a worker coop right? Critical support

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Exhibit A of how a workers' coop can operate against the best interests of the general population.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

what if it's a guerilla marketing campaign for Arm & Hammer aimed at liberals who see through it and pride themselves as "believing science" enough to know this is bullshit

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Facebook. All my good posts come from Facebook. It's a hilarious place now.

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