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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I have a box in my classroom that keeps my students and myself safe. You see, it has a tourniquet, a billy club, some gloves, and other items designed to help in the event of a shooter. This is cool and good and normal. I especially like that my fingerprint is required to open the box. But don’t worry, if someone accidentally lifts the cover to the fingerprint scanner it will call the police anyway. They’ll be at the school in under three minutes and know exactly which box was activated.

Yes, I like the box looming over my desk, installed over a weekend where my “You Are Loved” rainbow poster used to be. Its invitingly sharp corners remind me I’m safe. The harsh green LEDs, the kind my astigmatism can never resolve clearly, bathe the room in a calming wan glow. The seemingly random tests, the ones where the man’s voice barks in my left ear, let me and my students know all is well.

I love telling my students where we will go if someone wants to shoot us. I love explaining to them that running is our best option. I love the look in their eyes when they tell me they would hide under the tables and stab the shooter with scissors. I love reminding them that life isn’t a fucking video game.

I’m happy to have the box, this reminder of death in my classroom.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm really sorry for my ignorance but what the fuck? Do American schools really have stashes of shooter survival gear in each classroom? What's next, blast doors in the halls and bunkers under each classroom?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only thing you got wrong is bunkers under the classroom. There are companies that will install for all intents and purposes bunkers inside the classroom.

Edit: Hurry children, get into the unventilated bulletproof closet for your safety.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hope you and your students never have to face the unthinkable. And I don't know what else to say.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Thank you. And you don’t have to say anything. Use this horror to fuel something productive in your life.

[–] bdonvr 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it will call the police anyway. They’ll be at the school in under three minutes

Based on prior incidents this may be of no help whatsoever

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

oh they'll come.... to stand around, porkily, while keeping the parents out and letting the shooter kill more children

do-not-do-this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

putting a real life memento mori in every art class is a very normal thing

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "keep hands visible" is so fucked up. I wonder how many school shooter body counts are padded by twitchy cops?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the question reminds me of that black therapist with his mentally disabled patient playing with his toy, the therapist had his hands up on the air on the floor on his back and the cops still shot him.

when asked why he shot he said "i don't know."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

death to america

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

I genuinely feel really bad for the amerikkka children... Having to worry about getting shot dead for no reason by your classmates in school, or by the police that they also put in the schools...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

agree, i have that comm blocked it's too depressing doomer

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

c/doomer blocked gang

c/bloomer is underused we gotta bloom more

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

when I still went to school my class had a can drive. No not for the hungry, but for when there was a shooter we had something heavy to throw at them.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

... Jfc that's bleak

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you go to school in Moral Orel

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

America will sooner defund literature, arts and the humanities to divert money to teaching kids how to Zerg rush an armed shooter (this also counts as Phys Ed) before they enact gun control

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The standard size for most AR-15 magazines is 30 rounds. Timmy fires 17 rounds at his class mates. How many rounds dose he have left in the magazine?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

11 because you can never get the last two into the fucking mag i stg

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

gun control is stupid unless you never had guns in the first place

because I really really want pigs and other nazis to be the only ones with guns

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The working class must remain armed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

???

We had plenty of guns here in China due to the fact that we, uhh, invented gunpowder.

Between the Warlord era and liberation, guns weren't exactly rare. And yet today I am looking through the news and I do not see any gun violence here. Not in my city of Wuhan, not in my province of Hubei, not in the entire PRC.

Perhaps you need to have a revolution first, but it's not "stupid unless you never had guns in the first place"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

before they enact gun control

And last I checked, gun control in america has historically always been about keeping guns out of the hands of anyone that isn't white.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

eminent and imminent mean different things.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Freest country on earth babee

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Keep hands visible but also keep out of sight

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

'Only Way to Prevent This:' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

This shit is just duck and cover but for school shootings. I have to do the drills with my students and I hate it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Keep hands visible

Love that we have to prepare children to not only possibly be murdered by their peers, but also by cops who have been conditioned to indiscriminately fire at everything that moves.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Liberals solidarity Maoist third-worldists

“America is uniquely bad.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free

And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me

And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God bless the USA

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Average American high schooler probably sees more combat than average American soldier