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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah... I'm still doing the bit where I don't put on a suit...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He'a so real for that actually. Can't fault him for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Props to him, I can't stand suits

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In their minds: trump-yassifiedmacronzelensky-navi

In reality: trump-drenchedmacronzelensky-pain

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

When mom makes your little brother tag along.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Donald Trump (left), and Volodymyr Zelenskyy (right) arrive in Paris to meet Emmanuel Macron (center), who will teach them better posture. In the press conference Macron has been quoted "By the end of the week, these two young men will stand up straight and proud, just as a leader should! Just like you see me doing now!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's kinda funny how standing lessons obviously teach politicians they can't have their hands in their pockets, but then they don't know what to do with them and end up looking awkward. Macron looks normal here because his hands are doing something. I know this sounds weird, but look at them, it's the arms. It's like when you see people uncomfortable on a stage, it's always the arms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's why Napoleon always put one hand inside his shirt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the answer to what to do with your arms is simple: finger guns

dubois-finger-guns

[–] dsilverz 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In some countries, this would have bad connotations. For example: the finger gun gesture has a bad connotation within Brazil, as it was the hand gesture that Bolsonaro used throughout his campaign and his government.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

ah, good to know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I always go for the V over one eye, never fails

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

these two young men

So why is Trump there?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

(Who says you can't caption a picture with a picture?)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Macron pictured with his two large adult sons, adopted when he got married to a 200 year old woman.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

"Trumpchu, Zelemon, i choose you!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sweetie, go over there and have your picture taken with your cousins. Now, dont you three just look so handsome!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worst talking dummy show ever

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Me booing this picture because I think it's a Jeff Dunham show

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How the fuck is macron still here? Didn't his government collapse 4 days ago or something?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Macron is the president, not prime minister. He was elected separately from the parliament.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

President of the United States Donald John Trump Walking His Two Dogs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Family photo of my uncle and my two large adult cousins

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Its so funny how western leaders will meet and at any time, the big Z is there. Its like hes the annoying guy you dont like but feel too bad about kicking him out of the friend group.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Disrespectful bum ass not wearing a suit

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

If Z had worn a suit and he said something like "I never wear a suit but I'm wearing a suit for President Trump. I admire the strong and powerful President Trump," - I wonder if might prompt Trump to give Ukraine at least a few hundred million in weapons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wait, are you serious?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Zelenskyy can not dress at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wasn't he on the cover of vogue? In 50 years that magazine cover is gonna be like Time making Hitler person of the year

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He just dislikes suits. Me too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why the fuck do they look like cut outs in a took and not like actual humans?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

the lich his ghoul and their lackey