drawn and quartered by 655 million angry maoists each holding a separate fishing wire
"The Man in the High Castle" but instead of finding a book, he finds a phone with access to alternate universe twitter where the US was defeated by the USSR in 1930 and he just malds for 500 pages about having to live in dog-water US-hegemony world 
this is actually happening, but QTHESTORMM is just living in a much more interesting parallel universe, kinda jealous tbh
Now watch me hit this dab :beorgegush:
"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"
and she won't even jerk us off properly 
Finno-Korean Hyperwar heads finally vindicated
I think millions of people were killed by Covid precisely because western societies are already supremely tolerant to genocide.
"Art-Slave! For the good of humanity I need you to draw me a meme portraying myself, Elon Musk, as the Chad, and my enemies as virgin cucks. Make it.... extra epic... throw in a shiba inu perhaps...."
Bonus:
The smol bean heckin democracy puppers need autonomous death robots to protect themselves from scary authoritarians 🥰
Also, bad wars is unacceptable, you need to
to make sure we get good wars!
On one hand, unimaginable destruction of human life, on the other, lower taxes. I'm torn 🤔
